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Jewish man walks his Goy in Times Square

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@ppprcmt "Canoodling is out for you?"

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@_callmebigdaddy Poor lad is "confused" in an Islamic country

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Sometimes Discord sends you a notification to inform you that your Kyrgyzstanian friend has become a cat boy

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if you ever think you're having a bad day I just found an Indian troon. No you're not

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@LilacDeadland Why do you not have a hearse?

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@LilacDeadland You're gonna lose it when I tell you about Dawn dish soap.

Just get your fingers sized and you'll be alright.

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@LilacDeadland I had to Google both of those I've just got a gold plate lab diamond one from Walmart some dude gave me, couldn't imagine wearing a bracelet though. I like rings. Playing with them cures my ADHD.

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@OldInternetFeel I might still have one of the cans

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It appears I have trooned out. Fun quiz though.

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@candis36541 Well said.

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Should I:

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Shoe reveal. Sponsored by Red Bull.

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So Sam Hyde just wears eyeliner now huh?

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how is every guy on Twitter 6 feet tall except for me

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Man it's so weird it's almost like Donald J Trump is President rn and isn't consolidating anything. Why would @JackPosobiec who allegedly runs @EndWokeness share this as if we're mid-campaign? We're not mid-campaign. We "won" remember? Anyone else feel like they're hallucinating?

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Newsom admits he is now likely to pack the Supreme Court with 13 Justices if elected:

"We gotta consolidate power"