Dave bee

[Ibrahim @ibrahim615899]

A customer walked into the bank furious.

CUSTOMER: “Your bank lost my money.”

MANAGER: “How much?”

“$300.”

The manager apologized.

“We’ll investigate.”

The customer slammed his receipt on the desk.

“You people don’t understand what $300 means.”

The manager looked at him.

Then quietly said:

“You’re right.”

The customer stopped.

The manager continued:

[Oluwatobiloba Samuel @tobbykeyz]

Have you ever typed a long message, reread it, decided it sounded too emotional and deleted everything?
Then you just reply:
“Okay, noted.”

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

A model that can study a screenshot, improve its own code, operate a GUI, and tutor you from a live video?

That is the promise of visual agents.

Here is how Ling-3.0-flash-VL turns visual understanding into action across design, automation, and learning. 👇

[Tyler Wayne @tylerrwayne]

What if adding vision to an AI model did more than help it see?

What if it also made the model better at reasoning, coding, and acting?

I’ll show you what Ant Ling’s announcement says changed with Ling-3.0-flash-VLand why the upgrade matters now. 👇

[شهد الأميره 🌹🌹 @shd39470]

امرأة بيضاء دخلت في علاقـ ـة مع شاب اسود ضخم البنية بعد ان تعرفت عليه من ايام الجامعة ..

واستمرت العـ ـلاقـ ـة بينهم لمدة 3 سنوات إلى أن تحولت الى حب ووعدها بالزواج

وفي يوم عيد ميلاده رتب حفل كبير لكنه لم يدعوها إليه فظنت انه نسي وقررت ان تذهب الى هناك لتفاجئة بوجودها

لكنها مجرد ما ان دخلت تفاجأت هي وكانت الصدمة بعد ان شاهدتة يحتفل مع فتاة اخرى عندها علمت لماذا لم يدعوها الى الحفل، وهكذا كانت ردة فعلها!

[SAMUEL @keengsam]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[VIRALXLIP @viralxlip]

This is one of the strangest things that has happened to me recently. 😳

I got a call very early this morning, and the call literally woke me up. I picked up, spoke to the person, hung up… and went straight back to sleep. 😂

A few hours later, I woke up properly and started wondering, Wait… did I actually speak to this person this morning, or did I dream the whole conversation? 😭

So I called the person back to confirm what we even talked about.

Then I heard something that genuinely shocked me.

The person said they had a dream about calling someone, and that the first person they called that morning would receive money from them.

And guess who was the first person they called? 👀

Me.

Later that day, I sent the person a hug amount.

I still can’t decide if this was coincidence, destiny, or just one of those moments that makes you pause and say, God really be writing plot twists.” 😭

[B✞g Dav✞es 🗽 @TheeRealDaviesX]

Hey @Grok Swap their outfits and realistic I want to check something!

[DENO A.F⚓ @ochiradeno]

I warned you about love 🌝

[IamFrosh @richiefrosh_]

Thor is genuinely one of the funniest characters in the MCU without even trying.

Bro has been accidentally funny for 1,500 years.

[ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ @omoelerinjare]

Disturbing vid: Nigerian s*ldiers sh**ting at AAUA students peacefully protesting the strike that’s disrupted their academic calendar.

Lucky Orimisan Aiyedatiwa | HQ Nigerian Army | Defence Headquarters Nigeria

[A_D_M @sewan_books]

يا ناس اول مره اعرف إن الجلوس في المكتب يحرق السعرات الحرارية؟ 🫢😂
خمس ساعات من هذا التمرين، وفي غضون أسبوع سأصبح نحيفة! ههه

[Queen Leashie 🏵️. @AliceMwani71811]

I'm done with street foods 💔💔💔,
Let me cook for myself...

[Movie Drill @themoviedrill]

Captain America tried to lift Thor’s hammer in Age of Ultron and couldn’t… Years later, he lifted Mjolnir with ease in Endgame.
If Thor is far stronger than Steve physically, what exactly made the hammer finally choose Captain America?.

[SALLY & K!CK 🤝 @Blownbio]

Pacman Jones can’t wait to roll to the Dallas game with N3on 🏈🔥

[nasse®|ناصر @everything11_]

😍قبل بعد

[Etimbuk Esiere @EtimbukE11840]

I went out this morning to buy a few things and ended up having a conversation with an older man that really stuck with me. We talked about work, money, and life, and he said he spent so much time chasing success that he forgot to enjoy the journey. Then he joked that your back starts hurting before your bank account starts making sense. 😂 It made me realize that while chasing our goals is important, we shouldn’t forget to appreciate the present and actually live along the way.

[Cyberking @cyberknng]

In Harry Potter: wizards can change their appearance, create potions that fix almost anything

But can't seem to make a simple cure for glasses? 😂

[Ireoluwa @swhat03]

There’s a story that whenever he’s praying on his prayer walk in camp, no matter how much you try to walk closer to him, you won’t be able to get close…..like a loop scenario, you keep walking fast to catch up to him, but you just can’t get close to him, as if there’s an invisible force field preventing anyone from getting close, unless he himself sees you and allows you to come.

[njm @njm_crypto]

أسوأ كابوس للوالدين… وثّقته الكاميرا لحظة بلحظة!
أنا لو مكانهم، ما أدري كيف كنت بتصرف من شدة الهلع!