David

A king in his lane

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You fit dey vex for me make I dey fall in love with you

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My mom: “you like pressing your phone too much”
Also her in her room:

[J_7th @literallyj7th]

My face when I see someone watching videos at max volume

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

idk how to explain it, but 2015–2020 felt longer than 2020–2026.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

When you're hungry but all the food in the house needs to be cooked

[WARD’99 @99wvrd]

Once Una don do one 200k solar wey no fit carry fridge, advise go full una mouth💔😂

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

The fact that some guys will smash anything is why so many of y’all think you’re beautiful.

[Introvert 🎲🥏 @hintrovertt]

SS3 have lost its credibility, these people are now taking food flasks to school 😭😂

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

You won’t know things are happening in this world if you don’t frequent these places

1. Courts
2. Hospitals
3. Police stations.

You will hear all sorts of abnormal/unusual cases.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

am i the only person who absolutely hates spending the night at places?? like we can chill until 3am but i'm still going home.

[Osas 👨🏾‍💻 @UncleOsas_]

You people really underrate how much “single people” are cuddling and kissing your partners
Lmao 😭

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

reached the age where noise irritates me

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Imagine kidnappers asking for 5 pictures of you and your dad together to get freed🌝

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat?

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

When a big blog copies your tweet word for word 😒😒😒😒
You think typing Amebo is easy ? 😏

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Everyone will still d!e

Your own fit be tomorrow

Nobody knows.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i miss my parents.
↓
i go home.
↓
two days 'visitor' treatment.
↓
clashes begin.
↓
realise i should've never come home.
↓
i leave home.
↓
carefree days.
↓
i miss my parents.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

nobody:

me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[Sultan ✰ @sultanszn_]

the rate at which our parents press phones these days is alarming.