David Ellis

husband, carpenter, musician, adventure seeker, thinker, and friend...and lead tambourine player.

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

#IGOTMYCOIN and bought the brand new release of @palmettobrewing's #althea Barrel Aged Russian Imperial Stout!

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

@meredy338 @TaylorsCheese @JacobtheCloer haha! He's the "supervisor of morale" for UNC. But he did steal my look! http://t.co/MTigbR9MCp

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

@JacobtheCloer @meredy338 @TaylorsCheese Ha!! I didn't see. What was he doing, hanging around like a creeper or what? #D.EL creepstyle

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

"The quality of a mans work says more about his character than his mouth ever can"

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

Love this quote: "Tell me, why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?"

"Well... tradition mostly."

name that movie.

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

Had my utility trailer stolen last night. Good Friday to you too. Glad I could provide some asshole with 8x12 feet of transportable space.

[HoneySmoke @HoneySmokeBand]

How sweet is the organ intro to @ledzeppelin's "Your Time is Gonna Come" No drums till the sweet hook at 1:04

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

I just filled out my bracket in CBS Sports Bracket Challenge. Can you beat me? #CBSbrackets http://t.co/j2YRzI06c4

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

is anything ever easier done than said?

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

People draw lines in the sand every day.

[SchottsyMusic @SchottsyMusic]

#priderock #lindsaystrikesagain @davellis41

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

I don't care what your sensible reason is, I've got an absurd assumption and I'm sticking to it. #conservative #liberal #itsallthesame

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

My theory is that the Pope Benedict is calling it quits because Makers Mark has decided to water down their gospel. #poperesigns

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

What's mother's milk today will be devil's piss tomorrow

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

I'm so proud and excited that more taxes are finally being taken out of my paycheck and distributed at the governments wise discretion! USA!

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

It's becoming clear what the NRA, all gun makers, Dasani, and Boeing have in common: a secret desire to KILL EVERYONE AND DESTROY THE WORLD!

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

@thedocellis have you no respect for the dead? Do we really need cases of that stuff in grocery stores? All it's good for is drowning kids

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

Have you not seen Titanic!?!? Had there been no water those people would all still be alive! It's time for America to act on H2O NOW!!!!!!

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

I don't drink water. That stuff drowns people.

[David Ellis @Davellis41]

Sometimes right is wrong and left is right.