Europe gave the world Soccer, Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Rugby, Snooker, Darts
North America gave the “world” American Football (Rugby for pussies), Basketball, Baseball (originated in Europe)
Guess which sports are played globally and which aren’t. No one cares about their sports
If NFL was half as skilled as football, it would look way more like rugby.
What do you mean you’re scared of doing lateral passes?
Worried you’ll drop it?
@wc_wells@michaelevansuk Aye, and the iPhone was primarily invented by Alexander Graham Bell...🙄
Tim Berners Lee invented the world wide web (which is what everyone knows I'm referring to as the internet)
How do I explain to Americans that I could go to a random Sunday league game in England, pick out 6 random players and put them against Americas "best" athletes from Basketball/NFL/Athletics in a 6 a side football game and they'd win?
Comfortably.
@benarchibald No one’s asking you to. But going out of your way to support other teams we play against is petty AF… especially considering how you all cry blue murder if we make up any chants about your team.
For You tab is still mostly American guys going on about how big and strong and powerful their magnificent handsome athletes are, and how they'd definitely dominate us if only their most perfect muscular chiselled heroes played soccer, it's bordering on the homoerotic