David

My tweets are generated from years and years of machine learning, but the machine is human.

[David @DavesMusings]

@CodyBrownBets Use Morooco over 0.5 goals instead of both teams to score.

Mbappe covers France on the BTTS leg.

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@Republicans You are grabbing those Democrats right by their pussies!

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@SethWickersham One of the best articles ever written about what it is like to be an NFL head coach.

Thank you Seth.

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@greatironchris @coffeelover479 @Breaking911 Trump wants you to not pay your invoice for the gas, and instead send the money to him directly.

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@NateSilver538 @Ally_Sammarco How many years did Trump supporters sign up for?

At this crazy point in American political history, it's a badge of honor.

[David @DavesMusings]

@neoavatara If 60 Minutes returned to its original format, without political interference, I'd subscribe and pay.

Scott Pelley and associates, this is the way.

[David @DavesMusings]

@sagesteele @1NCRDB1 @JaxsonDart @realDonaldTrump Thanks, I am going to buy an Abdul Carter jersey right now.

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@thehill Newsome should have made the tax 147%. That's a clear political message. @CAgovernor @GavinNewsom

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@FoxNews This makes Vance look so dumb. Is he purposely tanking his 2028 presidential chances?

Perhaps he has a big bet on Rubio in the prediction markets? Somebody check Polymarket for a Vance wallet with big bets on Rubio.

[David @DavesMusings]

@RandPaul There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Those who donate for a ballroom expect something in return. Donate and I will give you what you want later. It has happened plenty of times already with the present administration.

[David @DavesMusings]

@idreesali114 @hughhewitt Trump has a small number of posts he has saved, and he just repeats them over and over.

It's Biden's fault, it will be better in a few weeks, affordability is a hoax, the 2020 election was stolen, etc. etc.

It's a waste of time to even read what he says any more.

[David @DavesMusings]

@HQNewsNow Sununu is creating campaign ads for his opponent in NH to use against him.

Does that qualify as "work"?

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@SenateGOP Read the room. The vast majority of Americans don't believe we are better off.

Posts like these are bound to backfire on Republicans in November.

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@SenateGOP Really, really not a good idea for Republicans to be talking about gas prices right now. How tone deaf can you guys be?

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@BasedMikeLee @rickross10 Here's a simple question for you.

Will you be in favor of nuking the filibuster when the Democrats regain control of the senate?

[David @DavesMusings]

@BasedMikeLee @rickross10 Will you support nuking the filibuster in a Democratic controlled Senate? If not, do you understand how hypocritical you look right now?

Wait 7 more months and I guarantee you will be tweeting about how important keeping the filibuster is with a Democratic Senate.

[David @DavesMusings]

@coachbrucepearl You are coming across as someone who is advertising for a major role in the Trump administration.

Your points would have credibility if you balanced it with any mention of Trump administration mistakes.

Until then, this reads like government sanctioned propaganda.

[David @DavesMusings]

@SenTomCotton "It's a new world, but the same Constitution"

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@ChairmanGruters @GOP Republicans are in charge.

Republicans are paying the price for incompetence and inaction at the polls right now, and Republicans will lose big in November.

Start doing your job or get voted out.

I am an independent voter in a swing state.

[David @DavesMusings]

@kevin_nealon Thanks for not breaking character on the Chippendales skit. Your empathy for the Chris Farley character when you rejected him was the capper on a top 5 skit of all time.