Dave McConnell

Comedian/Writer/Songwriter/Actor

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

US Government: We are shutting down the government. Nobody is getting paid.

Government Workers: OK. See you bright and early tomorrow morning for work.

Who the serious fuck goes to work at a job they aren't getting paid for?

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

"Show me your papers!" used to be said in German.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

Trump says he is OK with invoking the Insurrection Act. If that happens and the military complies, the US is done.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@SpencerHakimian Funny and true.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

How does Trump authorizing the military in the streets not scare the shit out of every American?

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@StephenM Newsom is right.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

Trump and all his Republican stooges think you are stupid.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

The US media outlets are dangerously weak. Don't say anything that will offend King Trump. Just fucking pathetic. Jimmy Kimmel won't be the last. If you won't lick the Republicans boots your days are numbered. The United States is fucked.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

Candace Owens was a Charlie Kirk DEI hire.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@joerogan
et al.

This is a work of art!

https://t.co/3qFyXj040I

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@VivekGRamaswamy Republicans talking about hypocrisy is laughable.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@RealAlexJones Shut up you grifter!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but NO, Donald Trump cannot accept a $400 million flying palace from the royal family of Qatar.

Not only is this farcically corrupt, it is blatantly unconstitutional.

Congress must not allow this over-the-top kleptocracy to proceed.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@RealAlexJones Alex Jones is a grifter.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@cb_doge You are him. Knock it off.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@charliekirk11 Trump is a bigger idiot than you are but not by much.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

Now we have Canadians saying they are going to move to the US because the Liberals won. First off, who says you'd be let in. Secondly, if you'd choose that dumpster fire over Canada you are dumb as a box of rocks.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

@LeadingReport What nonsense. The guy is an idiot.

[Dave McConnell @Davesgenius]

ALWAYS REMEMBER
REPUBLICANS = LIARS