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@Timberwolves @BrooklynNets @chicagobulls

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The new @gasdigital website was clearly put together by a den of kratom addicts, and finalized by Gay Blind Mike. What an embarrassment to be putting shit like this out after a decade + of streaming.

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@SammyJo_ho It was a pizza hut demo disc, still have mine haha.

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I can't even begin to imagine how many dudes joined the military, solely because they got drunk one night and cried singing 'Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue.'

RIP to the ultimate modern propaganda agent.

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@AspersionCaster As a Vikings fan, I'm rooting for you.

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Anyone know if there's a way go block Paige VanZant's podcast clips on Instagram, but still be able to see her greased up titties?

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@whichhan Is this who you're dating?

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If there isn't a bag of these on the next episode @dadmeatcast, then what are we even doing? @mikerainey82 @timbutterly

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@TheBobbyHutch You're gonna be missed bud, hope your next venture is successful. Was always bummed hearing you get berated for shit, sounds like anything would be an improvement at this point.

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Can't wait to see @DanSoder tonight! Hoping we cross paths at some point so our large heads can be photographed together.

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This is about to be @Naim__Ali and @dru_montana47 on every episode of @duraganddeertag moving forward. Also shoutout Na'im for the great first skanks appearance with Butterly last night!

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@RobCrewsComedy @timbutterly @DubzDanny You guys fucking killed it again! The jam session was a masterpiece, great job on the drums!

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@dru_montana47 Will there be footage? I thought I heard Butterly say him and Danny Dubz would be there.

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@what_up_bbgirl I had to make my comment a reality.

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@SammyJo_ho

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@what_up_bbgirl I really need someone to edit the very end of viva la bams intro (the "what will he do next?") and then just cut to this clip lol.

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@GCASmrkngRvng @luisjgomez I heard he will be back soon, he was on an extended trip.

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@columtyrrell @DanSoder Thank God, I've been Soder-less for too long.

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@TrashCrusader @mattwritesbooks PTSD flashback to his dark days dipping in to the world of T's.

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@mikerainey82 Bold of him to say that. (Sorry for the ptsd Philly fans).