Dave MacMurray

Junior C baseball scout for the Winnipegosis Thunder. Junior B hockey scout for the Lundar Falcons

[Dave MacMurray @Davethescout]

Happy to announce we signed 6 inch Oberon Oli @BrettOliver5 to a 1 year 2-way contract worth $69 a week. We don’t expect much from him. #winnipegosisthunder

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@DosaBombers @NeepawaFarmers get a load of these guys. Need as much practice as they can get to beat you guys this year. No chance #jamesmccarville

[Dave MacMurray @Davethescout]

Falcons acquire @CNelson_35 and @budlightbilly2 from the Farmers for a warm lucky,half a McDouble,1 tennis ball, and a piece of juicy fruit

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Nothing like a 8 am intersquad game to get the blood flowing. I see @mackhardy10 and @cartercowlthorp finishing their 40's now. Game on baby

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Falcons prospects @cartercowlthorp and @mackhardy10 looked out of shape and hungover at Sundays intersquad game. No surprise at all #useless

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BREAKING: Falcons trade @mackhardy10 to some garbage team in Texas for 3 Big Macs, 9 tootsie rolls, 4L of white milk, and 1 red solo #win

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Falcons pick up another victory! No thanks to @Cspicer9 , the guy's a fucking bandaid #pussy #mixinagame

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Falcons acquire @mackhardy10 for two weighted pucks, a coupon to McDonald's all you can eat buffet, and one yellow tainted visor towel.

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@BrettSharples made his return to the Falcon lineup tonight, I think we would have rather dressed a paraplegic #stevenhawking

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@cartercowlthorp made his Falcon debut tonight. Only productive thing I seen him do was get off the ice #badtrade #guysgarbage

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Falcons hire @MickTarleton as team drug advisor. He will inform players on the importance of doing lots of drugs during the season

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TRADE: Falcons acquire playing rights to @cartercowlthorp for a pair of used steel skate blades, 4 Lemon pledge, and 1 ripped white towel

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The man behind our players' terrible eating habits and alcoholism @MikeMcK93

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Falcons also hire @jimmy_joe14 & @Disco_10 as athletic therapist and water boy. James:no experience with therapy Josh:one season on bottles

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Breaking: Falcons hire Michael McKenzie @MikeMcK93 as team nutritionist. He has no experience and is very under qualified for the position

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Another TRADE: Logan Robinson traded to Iqaluit Moose for a 15 of Lucky Lager. Best of luck in the future @RoloPolooo

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TRADE: Falcons acquire forward Logan Robinson from TriTown in exchange for Travis Erickson @TravyRCKSN @RoloPolooo #falconpride#welcome #bye

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Boys are off to great start this season(0-6-1). Just kidding, We are absolutely terrible, upcoming trades. Stay posted for transactions.

[Dave MacMurray @Davethescout]

@jimmy_joe14 I will get director of player personal (@Disco_10) to get in contact with you about a billet.

[Dave MacMurray @Davethescout]

#Thunder proud to announce a 2yr contract extension of @jimmy_joe14 as the head coach and face of the Winnipegosis Thunder