Masharia

Manchester City

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@_kijanayamwingi @AtwoliiYa Huyu ni wale watoto walikuwa wanaibia exam pale primary wanacopy hadi jina 😂😂😂

[𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐞 @MosesNgigeKE]

Angry Molo residents have decided to take the body of Richard Otieno alias Molo Prezident to the home of Molo MP, Kuria Kimani. Wako barabarani.

Richard was killed last night by unknown people. He was a government critic and a great mobilizer.😭. #NgigeUpdates

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@khakis_vendor Shiet,,, kwani where have I been buying 😅

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@gallafta I once had to slow down thinking there's a pothole or an open sewer

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@kayvo_sparrow Sheng' ndo best

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@polo_kimanii In short and in order to avoid all that, just don't marry

[Nonini 🇰🇪🇺🇲 @Noninimgenge2ru]

Dame Mauru amenimaliza! Hata usibonge sana! Retweet and Re-post hii video 💉💉

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Kenyans find a way of unlocking MKOPA phones!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Monthly Salary deductions under SHIF from Today Oct 1st 2024
Sh10,000~Sh275
Sh15,000~Sh412
Sh20,000~Sh550
Sh30,000~Sh825
Sh50,000~Sh1,375
Sh70,000~Sh1,925
Sh100,000~ Sh2,750
Sh150,000~Sh4125
Sh200,000~ Sh5,500
Sh500,000~ Sh13,750
Sh1 million~ Sh27,500
Sh5 milllion~Sh137,500
Sh10 million~Sh275,000

[James @MrJamesKe]

When a fire broke out at Hillside Endarasha Academy, 11-year-old Robinson Theuri was among those who were saved.They were taken to a meeting point and given blankets to cover themselves against the cold.For some reason, the Grade 6 pupil is among the over 40 students whose whereabouts remain unknown.
I still maintain my stand this wasn't a normal accident.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Napiga tu raondi mtaani nikipiga hesabu how 70kids disapper nowhere to be found,then it hits me that thats two classrooms. Juu darasa yetu ilikua na watu 36,the other one class Four west had 34 pupils. Where are these kids bana? Are they going to disappear like the Malasyian Plane did? Kidogo hivi naona msichana amevaa trouser na croptop alafu underwear imechomoka hapa juu kama inachora Y buana. Eh! Eh! Eh! Kusonga mbele tena naona ndio huyu mwingine amevaa ile dress yenye huku kwa sides za mikono hainanga kitu,ni tukamba tumepitana zigzig kama forehead Robert Alai. You can tell if she has an underwear or no,sasa huyu hakua nayo aki. Wololo yaye! She boarded a motorbike nikamsindikiza na macho. Mungu baba nasema ni asanti kwa kunionesha luto alipata echaevi namna gani. Ndio narudi nyumbani,bibi alikua amenituma Jik

[Mukami Mungai @antirada_]

It's been alleged that 91 children from Kenya are currently at a place called Gulu in Uganda. It's said that part of these children are those missing from Endarasha. How true this is or not, the government MUST act quick and take accountability of these children. I've never seen a more callous and useless government as the current one.

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@SparkDeCruz Wee mzee😅😅

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@KuriaKimaniMP Mhesh unirudishie stake yangu ya rwabe😡
Umesaidia mhindi kuchukua hii pesa just like that

[Masharia @Davewamolo]

@Caltexjr Avoid the green app

[Hon. KM Katiwa @katiwa_]

The Fvcking Parliament must be dissolved. Kama unatokea Maandamano ya Kesho Nairobi CBD piga RE-TWEET.

#OccupyStateHouse #RutoMustGoNow