If you asked 1 million people which one of these guys let Hooter’s waitresses wreck their life, 999,999, would say the dude in the party pants. #TheOpen2022#johndaly#tigerwoods#therudedogpub
A dude on Naked and Afraid had the foresight to eat a bunch of tomatoes before he left home so he could poop the seeds out and plant them in the Amazon to sustain himself. I’m leaving for Nebraska in the morning and I haven’t packed. #atleastmakealistdipshit#NakedAndAfraid
Sometimes I see a person on the tv news getting arrested with their shirt tucked in, and I wonder what their frame of mind was leaving the house that morning. #halfwaytolodfartbrainfart