Dave Collinson

Hairy northern man currently chilling out in Devon. Got interviewed by the Metro, ABC and Time magazine because I buried some ketchup.

[Dave Collinson @DaveyCCC]

One of the advantages of having an acquired brain injury is I occasionally get a surprise gift from previous me. This week I must have fancied brownies at some point. Well done me.

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I'm not saying the brain surgery has had a lasting impact but I just went to get my phone and came back with a mini roll. I then misplaced my mini roll.

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Me and all my friends enjoying a last night in hospital before my release tomorrow

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Back in the chariot waiting for the brain unit to deliver the usual lunchtime slop.

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Physiotherapists are truly sadistic people

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Pushing myself round in the wheelchair has got me hench

[Dave Collinson @DaveyCCC]

@sewingbee I have clothes that are so old they could legally hire a van. #doingmypart

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Rishi Sunak is just one of those toys who when you pull its string repeats the same 3 phrases over and over and over.
#ITVDebate

[James @jrawson]

Do you know what would be sensational television? Richard Osman's House of Games Party Leaders Special.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that?

[MrTARDIS @TrilbeeReviews]

I've seen (perfectly legit) criticism of #DoctorWho 'Boom' asking why The 15th Doctor just ends the immediate conflict and doesn't also go on to dismantle Villengard's systems since they are the real villains of the story.

Because he already did.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🏆 THIS 🏆 MEANS 🏆 FOUR 🏆

[Dave Collinson @DaveyCCC]

@IamHappyToast Everyone in Torbay is now panick buying bottled water (not a joke). South West Water are utter b**tards.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Ah yes, those "small traces". Is that like the 95% rainwater?

Turns out @SouthWestWater's water does have traces of cryptosporidium obviously unrelated to the outbreak in Brixham.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Do you have a copy of ‘It’s probably safer to just drink your own piss,’ by South West Water?”

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@IamHappyToast To be honest I thought this was just a lie he told to his wife that has gotten way out of hand.

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@greg_jenner I've been playing Fallout for a long time and the series is VERY and uniquely Fallout. Enjoy watching the rest of it, it's a wild ride.

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@slbsn They all need to get out early to film angry YouTube videos.

[WALTER C. PARSON PENINSULA LEAGUE @swpleague]

Team of the Week Winners are @TeignsFC - The South Devon side had 143 watching on Non League Day to see them defeat leaders Ivybridge Town 2-1
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