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[Dave @DaveyCoconut]

#newTwitterhandle as inspired by my #3yearold

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Happy Guy Fawkes Day America. May you be as successful ridding your country of treasonous plotters as we once were.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Very relatable to plan to attempt to try to workout on friday

[Cardinals Talk @theredbird_way]

The Cardinals traded away the NLCS MVP for a few weeks of Tommy Pham & Eric Fedde

[Jeremy Reisman @DetroitOnLion]

The absolute best celebration I’ve ever seen.

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

surely they could have just written out ‘Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia’

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The clearest sign that FTC Chair Lina Khan is doing her job right is that corporate price-gougers and predatory monopolists are furious with her.

[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on this side of the world. The eye is TINY at nearly 3.8 miles wide. This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.

[World Cup Pine Bills @WestPineBills]

This is incredible, no notes. Must have been a really bad 4 hours.

[Jace @JaceSerrano]

Haley Joel Osment should win an Emmy for his portrayal of JD Vance trying to buy a donut

[Land 🔰alue Tax Would Solve This 🌇🏗️ @LVTYIMBY]

Republican housing policy vs. Democratic housing policy:

[big purr @mankattan]

Lmao

[Dave @DaveyCoconut]

(adds to Christmas list)

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

Removing wasps nests with a drone-mounted flamethrower.

[Brice @dBriceJ]

one of our cheerleaders just absolutely demolished an oklahoma with some wild crouching tiger hidden dragon move

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Rewatched this play and what a spectacular highlight for the ref
—realizes Jefferson is coming his way, stops
—goes 0-60, outsprints 49er defenders to stay out of their way
—backpedals, stops on the goal line to make a potential call on a goal line tackle

[Joaquín Beltrán Free Palestine @joaquinlife]

Novavax reduces viral load by over 600x. If you have a choice, Novavax is the superior vaccine for everything that matters: effectiveness and safety.

[Staff Sergeant Gonell, Aquilino @SergeantAqGo]

This is hilarious. Yikes. https://t.co/M1ECyqjnEx

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

MONDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco

TUESDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco