Davey’s Locker

beware of dog

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@SnobbyScheffler If you enjoy friendly wagers and playing in club tournaments (which if you don’t, why are you playing golf?), you’d be an idiot not to choose option 2… you’re guaranteed banking half your rounds and cap patrol Karen’s would fear you

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@entomemeology If you have a pecker, you identify as a bird

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@Cockadoodle_Boo @MarthaStewart @rustyrudderDE @hideawaypizza @zebulionking can you go check on @lanorris_sr

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@Metallica The mighty sound of the southeast

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

Seeing all these crazy transfer portal stories makes me only appreciate the @GamecockFB trio of LaNorris Sellers, Dylan Stewart and Nyck Harbor even more.

LOVE that mindset from those guys.

Needs to be celebrated more in the sport.

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@chazcoleman_

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Mendoza’s dad taking a huge L tonight

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@CoachWMuschamp Clearly still bitter you got fired #suckstosuck

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@TheBigSpur247 @zebulionking which you choosing?

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@TheBigSpur247 A) Cock thrust

B) Cock push

C) Cocky gangbang

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@YouTubeTV and @espn ruining another fine Saturday… assholes 🖕🏼

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

Shula out and OC hot-board loading

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@JDonati_SC if Shane doesn’t fire Shula in the next hour, he needs to be fired or your seat is going to get hot too

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Bill Clinton on illegal immigration.

1995. State of the Union.

Today’s Democratic party would call him a far-right extremist. CNN would say he’s a bigot.

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

The Battle at Bethpage is upon us. For God, and For Country.

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@NUCLRGOLF @blueontheboard @DaveGolfVisuals A fucking zipper polo!? @Keegan_Bradley please tell me this a joke

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Why did no one tell me to bring a sleep mask to the delivery room?

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@GoMocsMGLF Mocs

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

@JayPhilips1075 The sarge

[Davey’s Locker @DaveyDsLocker]

Was 13th on standby for my flight and made it. Followed up by the sky club bartender giving me two drafts off the bat….

In the words of gamecock great Cam Smith, when adversity hits, “Drop yo nuts”