David Johnson

Husband/father/hockey dad & coach/bad golfer/slow runner

[Kevin Nash @RealKevinNash]

@PeteHegseth and @realDonaldTrump I'm sure we can agree that Walter Cronkite has passed. If he were here today I have a feeling he would mimick he observations of the war in South East Asia. It appears that America has lost this war. Please don't sell anymore of our strategic oil reserves to doners. America is still great. Even with two of you driving the clown car. Put on your wetsuits, this blue wave is not survivable

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Helping hands

[MLB @MLB]

Baby in one hand, foul ball in the other 😆

(MLB x GEICO)

[Ryder Cup USA @RyderCupUSA]

Fred Couples: As cool as the other side of the pillow. 🇺🇸

#GoUSA | #TopShotTuesday

[Kevin Nash @RealKevinNash]

In case anyone is keeping score. 6 vandals arrested at the reflecting pool for putting their hands in the water. Zero arrests in the Epstein case.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

“Only Donald Trump could fight a costly war to get the United States to remove the sanctions put on Iran by Donald Trump” @JonStewart

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

The figure isn't $300 million. It's $300 BILLION. And JD Vance said it. Not the Democrats.

[Minnesota Cross Country, Track & Field @GopherCCTF]

THAT. JUST. HAPPENED. 38.44 FOR BACK-TO-BACK 🏆🏆 #SkiUMah

📺 @BigTenNetwork

[Michael Wolfe @wolfenhlutah]

Your eyes (and the rule book) tell you that this is boarding but Avs fans want you to ignore that.

Dirty hit.

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Might need to repair the green, but at least they're playing fast 😂

📺 @PGA Professional Championship live at 6 p.m. ET on Golf Channel

[Lindsey Young @LindseyMNSports]

Jamie Benn is so dirty, man.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Whisper everyone

[David Johnson @DaveyJ9003]

@thebigsmooth1 Stroh’s

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding.

This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

[Minnesota Golden Gophers @GopherSports]

SWEET 16 BOUND 〽️ @GopherWBB

[David Johnson @DaveyJ9003]

@DanaWessel The struggle trying to watch the Wild

[SportsCenter NEXT @SCNext]

Warroad defeats Hibbing-Chisholm in overtime for the Minnesota boys Class A state championship 🏆

📺KSTP

[David Johnson @DaveyJ9003]

@jayfeely I mean you can’t believe this garbage do you?

[CNN @CNN]

JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warned that current financial conditions and banks doing “dumb things” like taking on risky loans could lead to a market meltdown similar to the one before the 2008 financial crisis. https://t.co/4ukdAhMD65

[David Johnson @DaveyJ9003]

@markschlereth Kash being there just ruins it