Dave Mitchell

Massive comedy fan, love live local gigs, watching up and coming stars of the future. Aspiring comedy writer, also full time youth worker/careers adviser.

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

is that time of the month again! 😊 #Alkoholfreiday
The chance for two lucky winners to #win a case of #Alkoholfrei 🍻
Simply repost and your name goes into the hat 🎩
Winners announced at 5pm(ish) today, #fteiday 🍻
GOOD LUCK!!
#giveaway #competition

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@martynginge96 @Lfcsalesinfo Exact same scenario for me too

[Craig Bromfield @craigbromf]

To UK Students and @nusuk: The 40-year debt sentence ends here.

0% interest and the new Sovereign Dividend starts April 6. Debt-free by age 45, not 60. The logic is with @hmtreasury to unlock your future.

#StudentLoan #SovereignAudit #NUS

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@craigbromf @nusuk @hmtreasury It would be fantastic to see some help and support for the Sunderland charity sector, much needed as we are often forgotten about. #SovereignAudit

[Jamie RJ Richmond @JamieRichmond16]

🎤Just got front row tickets to see the hilarious @harrietkemsley in Newcastle with @Davey_Mitchell . Only problem is, i have to wait bloody 371 days to see her #Floozy

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@cmacwritescrime @JeanetteJe67928 @thebookmagnet @pippaliciousj Ha ha. Well done everyone 👏

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@cmacwritescrime @HarperNorthUK Would love this, brilliant early Christmas present! 👏

[Chris McDonald / Chris Frost 🎄 @cmacwritescrime]

Giveaway!

The Christmas Tree Killer is published by @HarperNorthUK on 6th November. If you’d like to get your hands on a signed copy early, all you have to do is RT!

I’ll pick three winners on Friday 24th October. Good luck!

#Giveaway

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

🤯 Wow! Come on @jk_rowling you can't leave us hanging like that! Please see there's another installment next September 🙏

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

How come a huge corporation like @McDonaldsUK still make such a terrible hot chocolate? 🤮

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@tomasmithmusic Quality tune 🔥

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@leighralphuae @FabrizioRomano Mbappe, Lewandowski, Kane and Retegui also all scored more than your "best striker" in world football

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@leighralphuae @FabrizioRomano Salah scored more goals than your "best striker in world football" and he's not even a striker

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of America. So you know. Half time at a football match is for a pie. Not singing.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Florian Wirtz to Liverpool, HERE WE GO!

Liverpool verbally agree deal in principle with Bayer Leverkusen for package reaching €150m add-ons included.

Player side already agreed two weeks ago with move now imminent.

Wirtz set for medical and contract signing.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I’m excited to announce that the James Blunt Museum in Herefordshire has recently been refurbished, and is now back open and accepting visitors. It really is a glorious place to take the family this summer. Please come early to avoid the queues.

https://t.co/3U47LxFphJ

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@SkyBet new app update is atrocious. Someone is losing their job quicker than Arteta tonight. #SkyBet #App #Dreadful

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

You're welcome Liverpool...

#CPFC

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@thedarkness is the Newcastle gig definitely on tomorrow please gents? @O2CityHall

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@nwater_care It's not a query, it was a statement.

[Dave Mitchell @Davey_Mitchell]

@nwater_care disgusting and horrendous price increase of 21%. Obviously passing on the cost of all your fines to customers who have no alternative as can't change provider 😭