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@MetaAurelius @jac

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@FadeHubb @jack

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@JackStr42679640 Do lettuce next...

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That was play on... #AFLDonsPort #AFL

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If Lizzo is so beautiful, why do women get mad every time I tell them they look like Lizzo?#trending

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@JackDeezNut Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note...

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Harry potter is such a selfish twat #dracomalfoy #HarryPotter #GETREAL

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@JackDeezNut Tiger is a cub

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John dally is better than Tiger Woods, prove me wrong. #tigerwoods #PGA #Golf

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@JackDeezNut John smokes ciggies

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@CollingwoodFC let's get rid of our best ruckman because he had an injury. Malthouse would be sick to his stomach. #Collingwood #AFL

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What's better? Sex with a current Madison ivy, or getting your 10th followers on Twitter? #feet #Question #AdultingAndStuff #twitter

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@JackDeezNut @JackDeezNut how was the pbj?

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Thoughts on Nathaniel getting the usher role over Nate? #GossipGirl #drama

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Do you think dogs know they will die one day? #curiositykilledthecat #Biology #TheEnd #xoxo

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Hey Toby, try doing that to David Rodan. #AFLFinals #AFLSwansGiants

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Someone give the umpires a geelong guernsey, they've earned it. #AFL #AFLPowerCats

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@sam97387355 A hot one would leave some damage #smoko

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@sam97387355 Possibly #primates but I'm not sure.

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I woke up and scoffed down 7 wheatbix, #howmany do you do?
#breakfast