David

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Vyenye France tumefanywa naona hvyo ndivyo UDA itatufanyia sisi watu wa DCP kule olkalao

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Being a young male teacher at girl's highschool is such a hard job ever to exist 😂

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Pay day natumiwa elfu mbili,hii ni rent ama ni food wajameni

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Masaa ni ya kwenda pool after a long day dealing with skinny white mammal

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Na usiwaonyeshe uko desperate,they are not that important

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Sahii kwa symo labda ukuje na meza yako na wagala wako

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Wenye tulikuwa tunasupport Kamala Harris tunashangaa mnalia nn na mlisema heri Trump

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@LegacySiu Sancho

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Julius malema speech after he was sentenced for five years in prison is kinda of psychopath 😂😂

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“You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish"

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

From a logical point of thinking ,money is useless. But I have learnt that its better to have it that to not have it. I remember we used to be so poor,Umaskini ni kilema aki. Back then in primary they used to allow us to go home for lunch at 1 and return by 2. Unarudi nyumbani namna hii unapata hakuna kitu imepikwa,nyanya yako pia ameinama,amefunga tumbo na Mshipi asiskie njaa. Mutina imelala ndani ya jikoni iskie joto,Unakunywa maji unarudi shule

Saa ingine unarudi unapata wamepika ile maharagwe inaitwa Nóe. Noe is like the David Ndii of beans. Its just a big fat bean. Unanyorosha hiyo na chumvi unarudi shule. Social studies saa nane unaona walimu wakiwa watatu buana,ni usingisi na kuwachilia teargas. Mwalimu unaskia nikama anaongea in tongues. Ile Maharagwe aikua mcheso aki. Jioni unapata ndio itapikwa na viazi na spinach. Unagonga sahani ingine tena,tumbo inalalamika mpaka saa kumi usiku

You go through such struggle,it becomes very hard for you to play with money when you grow up. Mimi sahii bibi akiitisha ata 50 ya credit namwambianga sina. Alafu kidogo napiga raondi narudi namwekea 30. Saa hiyo Sacco iko na 250 sausand. Sio ati niko mchoyo, apana. Its because i cannot afford to go back to lacking. Wuuui! Ruto saitan unaibia mpaka vipofu juu hawaoni ukifika 2027

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Wacha niingie kwa symo sahii before kujae

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

After long years of suffering and hardship while growing up,mwanaume inafikanga mahali you are no longer crying. Your tears disappear. Kwanza inafika mahali physical pain doesn’t trigger anything in you,except yelling. I am telling you I cannot recall the last time I actually shed a tear,maybe in my grandmother’s funeral in 2016. She brought me up so its only normal her demise would trigger something in me. Sasa baada ya hapo sijalia tena,and its not that I dont try to,I have tried,numerous times

Nakumbuka kwa maandamano 2024 kuna wakati GSU walinikamata wakanirusha kwa lorry. I was the first one to be arrested. Aki sijai nyeshewa rungu namna iyo,walifungua siku na mimi. Nikawaambia ni nyinyi tunapigania muwache kukaa nyumba zinakaa kikombe,wataniskia kweli? Na wananipiga na mti ya jembe buana. Rungu mpaka kwa shingo. Nikaona hii maghasia itaniua. Kapo ndio nilijaribu kulia machosi itoke waone angalau huyu amelemewa lakini wapi buana. Machozi onge!

I was just there producing very funny sound. Na unajua nduru ya mwanaume sio kama ya mwanamke. Nduru ya mwanaume,kwanza mwenye ako na adams apple haitokangi ikiwa nduru,inatokanga ukiwa mbali unaweza dhani ni ng’ombe inazaa buana. Weh! Kama sio mrasta ingine walikamata akakuja akachukua ushukani hiyo maumbwa wangenimalisa. Fuck the boris and their metal mushroom houses. Mimi machosi naona nitalia tena siku tunazika Ruto. Machozi ya furaha,unalia mpaka washuku ni mimi niliua yeye,kumbe ni echaevi

Khabusie!

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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

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Mimi na Kimani wa Matangi hii weekend tutakuwa indoors vibaya sana

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Ile design napenda madame naonanga watakuja kunifanyia Ile kitu walifanyia guka yangu

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Niliamini hakuna kitu cha bure after mmechangia kaluma boy alafu mkaenda kumwibia hizo vitu😂😂

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Ile design tunakunywa leo KM pale kwa symo hata NACADA haiwezi tutoa,labda DEA na SWAT

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Wale watu najua wanagraduate ni wengi sana siwezi wapost, anyway congratulations to all graduating people at world class University it's not easy for the weak person

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Today mark exactly 2 years since Kolo Muani did something stupid and denied us victory anyway,we moved on