David Smith

Retweets ≠ endorsements. Tweets ≠ legal advice.

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

Another stellar experience calling customer support! Technical Support is option 5 Options 1-4 are about ensuring Cogeco gets their money, paying bills and ordering more products. Actually serving customers is Priority 5.

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

Nothing says reliable @cogecohelps internet like the predictable spinning wheel while you’re trying to watch one of the biggest @BuffaloBills games of the year!

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

@RogersHelps This document is dated Oct 26th.

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@RogersHelps What time do you really open? I’m trying to find out why I’ve been overcharged again and I’m being told the phone lines are closed?

[leekern @leekern13]

🇵🇸 Pro-Palestinians and the left have scammed the world

They are antisemitic and always have been:

“Believe all women”

(Except for raped Jewish women)

“We need safe spaces for minorities”

(But chasing Jews off campus is okay)

“Life is complex and gender is a spectrum”

(But Jews are all white)

“Micro-aggressions are awful”

(But violent intifada against Jews is good)

“Labelling someone with the wrong pronouns is outrageous”

(But calling Jews apartheid, zio-Nazis is righteous)

“Self-determination for everyone is a good thing”

(But Jewish self-determination - Zionism - is evil)

“Cultural-appropriation is wrong”

(But wearing a keffiyeh in support of terrorist groups that want to kill Jews is nice)

“Center minority voices in their struggle”

(But speaking over Jews and constantly telling them who and what they are and what Zionism is, is correct)

“Tokenism is racism”

(But here are some fringe, extremist sort of Jews that echo my anti-Jewish sentiments - they are the real Jews)

“Punch a Nazi”

(But praise muslims who call to exterminate Jews)

“Homophobia is bad”

(Except from muslims who want to kill Jews)

“Misogyny is bad”

(Except from Muslims who want to destroy the Jews)

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@HolyCantaloupe @GOtransitLW Yeah. We. I’m not the only one in this position.

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@lawandchocolate When’s my next court date?

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@lawandchocolate That’s the best free legal advice ever!

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@GOtransitLW 20:01? That’s a one hour wait? You could have told us about this before we all waited for, and then boarded, the already delayed train.

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@DrProudman Your point might be better received without the hyperbole. A 43-year old grandparent would is very young. A 43-year old great grandparent requires some childhood pregnancies.

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@lawandchocolate Lawyers going first assists in access to justice. Someone is paying for the lawyers’ time. Nobody should have to pay their lawyer for several hours for a short, administrative appearance that takes a few minutes.

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@LawrenceGridin @lawandchocolate Religions are in no way immune to criticism. That criticism can include mockery. Criticism of Catholicism is more akin to criticism of Judaism than it is to criticism of Jews.

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@lawandchocolate People shouldn’t make mistakes.

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@lawandchocolate My assurity says I should go for an unconditional discharge.

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

This tweet cannot be amplified enough. Related: applauding the landing? Please don’t. Enough bitching. I’m on vacation.

[John Hale @JohnHaleCrimLaw]

One of the most inexplicable human behaviours is the mad dash on board a plane to stand up in the aisle as soon as the plane has landed. All you’re accomplishing is getting to the baggage carousel sooner - where you’ll wait, because you’re there before the luggage arrives.

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

@EmmMacfarlane Speaking only for myself, I understand the distinction between an absolute and constitutional monarchy. I’m acutely aware that it’s a figurehead role with no real power or influence. It is, however, a lucrative role that is only attainable by an accident of birth.

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

@LAGalaxy @CH14_ “Player” is an old fashioned word for “actor.”

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

What is going on here 😂

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

@lawandchocolate DYWTCALN?

[David Smith @DavidASmithLaw]

@lawandchocolate Can I change my ashuriddy to my girlfriend?