Styles

From Birmingham, residing in Hertfordshire. Fond of music, photography, films and #AVFC.

[Styles @davidastyles]

@danbardell @TomJsays If he were to compare Freiburg to another PL team, who would they be?

One of my only worries about next week is if they park the bus and/or deploy dirty tactics against us and rattle us.

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

“Babe, are you watching that Francesco Totti goal again?”

“Yes.”

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is why the internet was created.

[Styles @davidastyles]

This, this… a million times, this.

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

The Great Riot of Disinformation…☹️😬

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Why don't Republicans wear fake bandages when 3rd graders get shot?

[Styles @davidastyles]

@FootballRamble

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches

[Will McKee @Will__McKee]

I’m on my flight back to belfast and they said “any drinks or snacks” and I shouted “what is this, a cabinet meeting?” And everyone started applauding and they have let me have a go at steering.

[Peter Finch @PeterFinchGolf]

This has already won the #RyderCup #TeamEurope

[slick @dlicj]

glad i decided to take the panama canal instead of the suez today

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

I was going to say piers morgan storming off gmb like a petulant child was the most embarrassing thing I’d seen this week but then I saw the #NotAllMen hashtag.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Why is the 3rd podium empty?

[Con Mendez @ConMend]

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Matt Hancock always answers questions like you’ve just walked into a room and he’s explaining why he’s quickly pulling his trousers up : /

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

20. RIP
19. Q
18. The
17. Magazine
16. Responsible
15. For
14. Most
13. Of
12. My
11. Early
10. Musical
9. Discoveries
8. But
7. Mainly
6. My
5. Chronic
4. Addiction
3. To
2. Lists
1. In Rainbows

[Styles @davidastyles]

@IKEAUKSupport Hi there, I still haven’t had a reply to my DM? Thanks.

[Styles @davidastyles]

@IKEAUKSupport Thanks - I replied via DM yesterday but haven’t recta response yet.

[VAZ @vazturbation]

I SAID TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG

[Ali Arikan @aliarikan]

Please enjoy this photo of ALF at a gathering of Basque socialists.