David Allen

Western Massachusetts progressive Democrat. Avid Red Sox fan. Dog lover.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

.@GovRonDeSantis just refused a phone call from the Vice President of the United States—to discuss the giant Hurricane barreling toward his state—out of partisan spite.

PLEASE. STOP. VOTING. FOR. REPUBLICANS.

[Chris Swart @BwanaChris]

Dullard Trump’s latest magnum opus—a speech so devoid of substance, even a half-conscious dullard might struggle to find a single coherent thought within. Listening to him, one is reminded not of the grand oratory of yesteryear, but of a badly scripted infomercial: all fluff, zero facts, and yet somehow more painful to endure. Every sentence is drenched in the thick, syrupy nonsense that oozes out like a leaking pipe, delivering, as usual, his greatest hits: vague accusations, unprovable claims, and the ever-present specter of “cheating.”

If Stone Cold Steve Austin were present, the crowd would be lobbing “What?” chants after every delusional line, slicing through Trump’s verbal drivel like a hot knife through rancid butter. But, alas, instead of the glorious interruption of audience skepticism, we're left with the unquestioning nods and polite claps of a crowd too hypnotized to notice that their leader’s speech has the intellectual value of a damp sponge.

He talks about vote counting as if some celestial accountant is going to descend from the clouds, hand Trump a magic wand, and whisper, “You’re still the king, Donny.” This fever dream of his continues unabated, uninterrupted, because the man simply lacks the self-awareness to understand the colossal joke he’s become. The audience? Sycophants. The speech? Nothing more than recycled fear-mongering, lazily slapped together and served cold.

There’s no logic, no new ideas, not even a pretence of policy. Just Trump, up there, regurgitating the same stale lines as if he's performing in some twisted Shakespearean tragedy written by a middle school dropout. It’s performance art at its laziest. The words “dullard” and “drivel” don’t quite do justice to the sheer banality of it all. In fact, the only thing more vacuous than Trump’s speech is the fact that anyone’s still showing up to listen.

If only the fans could boo as they should, loudly enough to shatter the delusion. But in this theater of the absurd, Trump’s speaking to an audience as brain-dead as his rhetoric—unwavering, unthinking, and tragically, unable to see that their hero’s just a rambling buffoon with the intellectual depth of a parking lot puddle. Stone Cold would be appalled.

[Lea Thompson @LeaKThompson]

This

[David Allen @DavidAl46688126]

Is trump white or orange? He has always identified as being white. Then all of a sudden he turns orange. Which is it don? 😉

[The USA Singers @TheUSASingers]

🚨Never Forget🚨

Ronald Reagan destroyed the middle class by cutting taxes for the rich and enacting a tax on tips and Social Security.

He was a horrible president.

He is the reason we have runaway wealth inequality.

He is worshiped by Republicans.

Deplorable.

[David Allen @DavidAl46688126]

@TONYxTWO Pathetic. Panic and desperation on full display.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

This is true…..

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Why didn’t you just fucking vote Hillary Clinton, America?

Why did you do this?

[David Allen @DavidAl46688126]

@JacDalAM Whoever the democratic nominee is, that's who I'm voting for. Trump must be defeated.

[David Allen @DavidAl46688126]

I don't understand all the panic about Bidens debate performance. Whoever is the democratic nominee, that's who I'm voting for. Because the alternative is totally unacceptable.

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

Nailed it! Pass it on! ⤵️

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

WHO felt this way before it was cool? 🙋‍♂️

[The Daily Beans Podcast @dailybeanspod]

🙂

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The Great COVID Cover-up: He fired our pandemic response team, went golfing, called it a hoax, went golfing, bragged 15 cases would soon be down to zero, and went golfing. — Let’s face it: Trump was directly responsible for our skyrocketing death rate. He’s a mass murderer.

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

⤵️ WORST Speaker ever, YES or no?

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Trump will win the nomination.
Trump will lose the election.
Trump will go to prison.
Trump will die broke.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

I can’t even begin to describe how sick I am of the motherfucker. If we could only skip to the part where he’s dead & buried so we don’t have to see his fucking face, hear his fucking voice or even hear his fucking name being mentioned every single fucking day.