David Alan Dedin - “Sir Dave”

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Just hit page 104 of Because Frankie Only Comes at Midnight. At this rate, I might be finished by late summer.

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Sitting in the food pantry line 45 minutes before they open. I am officially a starving artist.

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Just hit page 52 of my memoir this morning. Woo-hoo!

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Just had to scrape together $5 in change to fill my truck. I can’t wait for my book to sell.

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Just hit page 30 this morning. My goal is to have my memoir finished by the fall.

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@TrumpsHurricane 🎶She wore a raspberry beret…”

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I think the next season of White Lotus should include Amy Sedaris.

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Tonight’s 50 minutes of strobe-light lightening was like the Midwest’s equivalent of the Northern Lights.

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When Trump’s ballroom is complete, I hope he names it “The Charlie Kirk Memorial Ballroom.”

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The new computer is set up, and all my Word files transferred. Time to write!

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Way to go, Lawrence. You did a great job covering for Hannity yesterday. #foxnews

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Vinnie, on my writing desk.

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Before & After repainting my living room.

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So, I just had to send THIS message in our roommate group chat:

Guys, if you miss the toilet, please clean the piss off the floor, walls, and bowl. Also, please flush the toilet after you take a dump.

Proof that gay men are just as disgusting as straight men.

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Did anyone else notice that Obama admitted that Extraterrestrials are real ?