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Natural curiosities from behind the bar:
A comprehensive study of human interaction in the pub (or a load of codswallop I've heard over the years)

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Just realised when I don't have a drink Monday- Weds I then drink two weeks worth on Thursday to celebrate a healthy week. Then I complain about customers who drink too much

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Just walked in and there were no staff on the bar. Checked staff toilets and there they both were just chopping out a phat one. Can't get this generation, at least just go on your own and key it while the other one serves

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Break beat, old skool and 90s rave tunes yet not one person has a Gary. We need to re-think the renting out the back room policy

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Not even open and the 'Hand Grande's' are flowing. This is going to be a long weekend!

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C'mon man, it's every day. You just stand with medium chardonnay in your hand, looking for attention but no one wants to listen, creating your own little world of grandeur, through lying, you don't even know it's happening. You don't know it, but I think your a c**t

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Well that was an eye-opener at weekend. Only wanted to get some change for till from the office, didn't expect to find the manager and new staff member in the middle of some 'bonding session'. I think you could call it that anyway.

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Really thought the hallucinogenics would have worn off before the start of shift.......but every guinness I pour looks like a priest telling me off

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So your telling me this.....you're a full time chef, champion fisherman, studying a PhD, play in a covers band, expert in karate AND have a happy fiance. But can still make time to sit here for 7 hours a day supping cider. Well you my man are a legend in time management

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'CAMDEN' she shouted. Did you just shout at me to calm down I replied. 'NO CAMDEN'. Ah you'd like to ask for a pint of camden hells. What a polite way to do so. Unfortunately that's not one of the 16 beers you can see we have.