David Axelrod’s Mustache

Fan/parody account. Having been shaved off after forty years, I have gotten out of more than one hairy situation... and so can America!

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@TulsiGabbard @ufc Bai Russian Spy!

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Whoever found these CNN moderators, dealt it. #DemocraticDebate

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I split my pjs as the debate was starting. So starts the rift. #DemocraticDebate

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Can the dems enter into a pact to coalesce around whoever gets the nomination and serve in that cabinet? #DemDebate p.s. Yang, I miss you

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Dasvidaniya, Steyer Tie. #DemDebate #TomSteyer

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@TulsiGabbard Dasvidaniya, dum dum! #tulsiisarussianasset

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Typical. Weinstein uses a walker by telling it he can make it a star on camera. #WeinsteinTrial

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@TulsiGabbard All I want as a “present” from you is your absence from the political stage. #tulsiisarussianasset

[Murff 🏳️‍🌈 @bazingazoo]

Then don’t fucking come here.

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@SarahHuckabee Sarah, inspired now to mentor kids like her, starts a foundation: Ugly Inside and Out. #SarahHuckabeeIsALiar

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Gabbard, you said you were present, but did you mean Putin? #TulsiIsARussianAsset

[The Hill @thehill]

WATCH: Gabbard rips Pelosi for delay of impeachment articles https://t.co/HXicniDAgS

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Wine Cave means different things to different candidates. Buttigieg: I need ‘em. Warren: not me! Biden: I have an inappropriate story — Sanders: I prefer a whine cave. Klobuchar: I don’t drink, remember? Yang: buy my book. Steyer: this is the only tie I own.

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@TulsiGabbard You are a Russian botch.

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@funder Mais oui.

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Kamala, saddened you are leaving the presidential race but know you will continue to press forward in the Senate. #ImpeachTrump

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@TulsiGabbard Dr. King was a pacifist, you basic Russian Asset.

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Rick Perry believes Donald Trump really is... Jewish? As a Jewish Mustache, I say no. #DumpTrump https://t.co/FBFkT3RG59 # via @HuffPostPol

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@Scaramucci @GOP .@Scaramucci ya think? #ImpeachTrump #PenceKnew #PompeoKnew #BoltonMustTestify

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@business .@bpolitics this piece feels a little like your mom signing your high school yearbook #Bloomberg2020

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@MSNBC .@DonaldJTrumpJr now you just have to teach your dad to read, and it’s money well spent #TrumpCorruption