Spleenless Dave

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@cecegkh One that made me bust out laughing was on a Honda Fit, with a little elderly lady behind the wheel, and the license plate said "HISSY".

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@ChannelInteres

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@KarenFootage I'd make her eat it with some pork and beans and a nice malt liquor.

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@trutriciahelfer Awwww! They're cute. 🙂

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@Todd_Spence Great song. Every time I catch it on the radio, I crank it up.

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@EBTtok @dominos "Yes ma'am. We'll get that right out to you." (With fresh boogers and the cooks butthole pressed against each pepperoni for added flavor, you fat bitch.)

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@17QStorm Dirt bitch doing the bird hand.

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@ElaineSstark I think I just happened to flip the show on and caught the first episode when it aired, and was hooked from that moment on. I'm a big movie/sci fi fan, so it was a perfect show for me. I hated to see it end.

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@SirYacht_ Looks like something you'd get in grade school at lunch time.

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@Kittenwaffin If I was a customer there, I'd stop the waitress and say "If you like, I will gladly wipe a couple of her shrimp up my ass crack before you serve them to her. Bring it by the bathroom door and I'll take them in and add some swamp ass flavor to them."

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@lisalovesshells I haven't heard that song in decades. Just looked up the chords and lyrics, I want to try to learn to play it.

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@1960Root @FightWithMemes 🤣

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@MR_SILVERJET @GuGi263 🤣 "She's got a whole turkey in her cheek!!! And 2 pies!!!! Help her!!"

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@GuGi263 That poor thing. I bet that had to be painful with all that crap packed in there.

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@otakara18 🤣 I swear, I thought the same thing when the video started.

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@XWorldCuisines That looks good!

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@rxendy He's sittin'
he's shittin'
he wiped his ass with a kitten
People nearby are kickin' his ass
and no, they are not quittin'.

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@ogbejesse3 I have a feeling that whole house is now off kilter.

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@standupHQ1 🤣

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@its_The_Dr A can of soup upside the head would stop that shit very quickly. Also good to heave at their car as they try to leave. Guaranteed to bust a window or leave a hefty dent in their hoopty.