Davido

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Mark Whalberg successfully beating the terrorists to death on the 9/11 flight, commandeering the cockpit and immediately flying it right into a Vietnamese community center

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

There’s something so intimate about slowly going insane with your coworkers during a Fuck You Nigga Die shift

[Future Moldovan Citizen Fan @CommonSentiment]

Took my (frigid) wife to see Wuthering Heights tonight. Car ride to the theater she put on the Hamilton soundtrack and scrolled through Pinterest the entire time ignoring me. I think I chipped a tooth from clenching my teeth.
Walk into the theater lobby and it’s a sea of screaming black teenagers and obese guatemalan women babbling into speakerphone. I buy her some garbage to eat and we go into the theater. Before we sit down she accidentally (?) spills her extra large diet Dr. Pepper on my seat, but the theater is full so I just sit in it. My ass is immediately soaked but I don’t care I just don’t want to move my body anymore I just don’t want my body to function.
The guatemalan women are in the theater and they and my wife are all staring at their phones, giving the room a sickly, ambient glow that makes my eyes water and my stomach turn.
The movie starts and I mentally check out, thinking of the chubby teenage girl at the concession counter and how thrilling it would be to kidnap her. I let my mind drift away but my wife snaps me out of this fantasy by hacking loudly trying to get a stuck popcorn kernel out of her throat. The guatemalan women sense distress and start nervously gibbering in their gutterspeak. I excuse myself to the bathroom but instead sneak into some kind of cartoon called Goat.
I sit in the back and sob softly until a black teenager notices me and screams “ayo dis gay nigga crine!” and the rest of them start jeering and screaming at me so I rush out. I lock eyes with the chubby teenage girl in the lobby and she looks sad and I imagine she’d be okay with me kidnapping her but I just go back and sit next to my wife in the giant puddle of diet Dr. Pepper.
The movie finishes. We leave. Wife immediately puts Hamilton soundtrack back on and scrolls Pinterest. We won’t be discussing the film.
No, we won’t be discussing anything.
Am I Heathcliff?
Am I myself?
Am I a person?
Am I sure I can keep doing this for one second longer?
Tomorrow is Friday, but in reality, everyday is Monday.

[abruh @abruh__]

tried scam calling a jewish guy and heard knocks on my door

[🦜 @parandeye_zard]

Indian citizen, born in India, living in Norway

[Davido @DavidBHTp]

@Dea_rMen Appropriate remedy for having no social life

[Davido @DavidBHTp]

@escapefrommelos @JMB_169331 That's crazy that you say that because I actually fucked her before you so

[Davido @DavidBHTp]

@DJProfessorL Taking steroids so you can look like fucking Graveler

[Davido @DavidBHTp]

@oldtimescore I do and it was awful

[Mac Foster 🐴 @RealMacFoster]

@gorjusbutiful Snake, this is a sneaking mission. You have to procure weapons on site, shouldn’t be a problem considering where you’re infiltrating.

[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

A night spent with fellow gamers, where the conversation about games never runs dry, is a fleeting moment that feels eternal.

[""""漢""""真軒下丸@ラテン系東南アジア人(仮) @nokimaru_53]

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[Tigo @TigoODonnell]

Classic clip

[danian timm @ddt_golf25]

You guys never listen eish

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

Yohji Yamamoto's iconic leather jackets