David Barbarossa

'Too weird for the Disco crowd and too Disco for the weirdos' apparently. Scotland's funkiest substitute teacher.
Into music, cheese, dugs & holograms. he/him

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It’s hard to be miserable around these two, even if I occasionally manage it

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Last Friday's Puppy Dance now up on the @clydebuiltradio soundcloud for your perusal. Starts with the one I'm holding in the pic, goes through through boogie faves, spacy Greek jams, an understandably sad Candi Staton, new Omar S & a Sylvester classic 📻

https://t.co/iDkuHmkfq2

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Happy in both my ‘DILF’ and ‘spending every penny of my DJ fee on new (old) records for the gig’ eras

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@hotmessdisco ‘Women are not too bad at all’... faint praise me, faint praise

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@FeenaMm You have to hope it’s the former

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This is very silly, and I am (at least partially) to blame.
Sad that they didn't call it 'Haulin' Oats' but there you go...

https://t.co/aorXHACbUJ

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@rosieabeast Solidarity my friend

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I know everyone thinks they have the hardest job in the world, but come back to me when you have just spent 15 minutes 'discussing' yeast strains in various IPAs with a guy who smells like Scampi Fries dipped in Lynx Africa

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@homocarto If you’re going to be annoying at least be cute (she and I have a lot in common)

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@DouglasShieldo @homocarto That's the answer! You just say 'look at this amazing dog, please adopt it because they are cool and you are cool and then we can all hang out'. Certainly my approach.

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@dave_mclegend Was exactly those that prompted this take. I don’t eat bacon any more, but even when I did I reckon this still stands.

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Hot take: bacon crisps are much better than bacon

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@Willowman66 @tracey_thorn Wish I bought the LP back in my Fopp days, but a corner ding put me off and now I can't afford it ;D

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Delighted to rediscover one of my all time favourite #arthurrussell covers. One of the greatest love/crush songs ever? 'I'm learning more about you, I hope it's never ever finished'. I can even handle some #unprotectedsax Wonderful work from @tracey_thorn
https://t.co/KwG2ZwTDkX

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@rachaelwilliams @GullyDoctorIrie OMG

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@rosieabeast @wechtie He's also cute.
I mean, it's an aside, but an important aside!

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Go gettit!

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@ruth_gilbert Truly the best

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80s pop/crimefighting duo enjoy a coffee in the sunshine. You can tell Ronnie has had just about enough of my wacky and unorthodox methods for catching perps, even if they do get results.

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Or he's thinking about going solo.