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Dear SFA President Mike Mulraney, SFA Chief Executive Ian Maxwell and Steve Clarke
Cape Verde have embarrassed you lot during this World Cup.
Cape Verde showed you lot up to be as useless as we’ve always known.
The days of you lot trying to gaslight us into thinking we don’t have the players, or the quality, is over.
23 of the 24 players for Cape Verde play in Europe and only 1 plays with a top six club.
Pico Lopes, a central defender, is aged 34 and was found on LinkedIn selling houses.
Cape Verde proved that our squad of players were poorly coached and our mindset was so negative that it killed our best squad for a generation.
But that didn’t matter because we had Mr Alloa, sat at the top of the SFA tree, handing out 4 year deals.
You lot need to go. You’re not fit for purpose
#Scotland
@London_W4 The mighty Dictator of No 10 says you aren't allowed to say anything he doesn't agree with. Any real crimes committed and you never see the police.
@GBNEWS "If they can't deport him, just make him dissappear. Thousands of people go missing in the year. Just make this vile creature another stat that nobody cares about.
😱 WOW! Listen to this, it’s INSANE!
This is about as damning a verdict on Starmer and his government as you will hear:
“In terms of military preparedness, we’re now the second last. [31st out of 32 members of NATO] Who’s behind us? Only Iceland, and Iceland doesn’t have a military. When it came to a choice between funding the cost of rearming our country in dangerous times, or continuing with a rapid increase in welfare benefits, benefits street won.”
I knew things were bad, but I had no idea they were this bad! Shocking.
🍿 Roll Up, Roll Up - The Punch & Judy Show have spoken.
👉🏼 KRIS BOYD on Steve Clarke walking away from the Scotland job.
🗣️ “A lot of the criticism that has been flying around for the last three or four days has been an absolute disgrace”
Kris, the performance of Scotland in three major tournaments, under Clarke, was ‘an absolute disgrace’ but you want to point a finger at fans for Clarke walking?
That’s bang out of order.
👉🏼 CHRIS SUTTON on Steve Clarke walking away from the Scotland job.
🗣️ “All the people who have hounded Steve Clarke into resigning…tell us what you would have done differently?”
Chris, many of those people spent thousands of pounds to follow our country to the World Cup, and the two previous Euros, but you have the cheek to blame them for Clarke walking?
A very poor take Chris.
🏴 One final point to both of you:
The fans, have in large, been very supportive of Clarke but his behaviour in media interviews, and the team performances at this World Cup, proved that his time was up.
Three major tournaments. Three massive, embarrassing, failures.
Clarke knew it was over when he spoke to the media after Brazil.
Many picked up on the vibe that he might walk. That’s the feeling Ronnie Charters had, along with other media people, after chatting to him.
Turns out Ronnie was correct as Clarke did the honourable thing and resigned once it was confirmed we were out of the World Cup.
To blame the ‘hysterical reaction’, like the SFA’s Ian Maxwell did, on the fans & media for Clarke walking is wrong.
Read the f**king room Punch & Judy.
#Scotland
Good evening Ian (SFA Chief Exec),
Here’s a reminder of what you 🫵🏼 said after handing Steve Clarke a FOUR year deal just before the World Cup.
🗣️ “We’re not going to make a decision on the manager based on how the World Cup does or doesn’t go”
Every man, woman and child questioned that decision especially with how bad Clarke’s track record was at previous tournaments.
Yet you have the cheek, and the audacity, to criticise (blame) the ‘hysterical reaction back home’.
🤔 Did you not see Clarke’s behaviour in post match interviews with Connie McLaughlin and Eilidh Barbour?
🤔 Did you not see what Clarke said to the Tartan Army and how the TA should be thanking him for spending thousands of pounds supporting their country?
🤔 Did you not see us defend for 60 minutes v Haiti?
🤔 Did you not see his favourites bring their club form to the World Cup while inform players were left at home?
🤔 Did you not see us not have one shot on target v Morocco?
I could go on but I’ll stop there.
Ian, passing the buck isn’t a good look. It really isn’t. You should be looking closer to home to point the finger and that starts with you and the boy from Alloa.
Talking of the boy from Alloa here’s a wee reminder of the what the SFA President, Mike Mulraney, said on giving Clarke a new FOUR year deal.
🗣️ “I know I am right on the days it goes wrong and I believe I am still right as I sit here today. It might sound arrogant, but I don’t need vindication. The only person I have to convince that I am doing it right is me.”
The arrogance is astounding.
Scotland deserves better. It’s our national game but it’s being run by amateurs.
It’s time for change.
Ewen
#Scotland #WorldCup
Hilarious that Steve clarke patronised us all & insulted us by saying all those of us who wanted a few goals vs haiti "dont understand football"
Now look, scotland probably going out cos they havent scored enough. Hahahahahaha funny that
Guy doesnt belong in modern football