david

i pour my cereal first, then milk __ self proclaimed film critic /// i dream of being a blacksmith

[david @DavidBlehn]

Today, I made a girl cry because she thought I was Ed Sheeran

[david @DavidBlehn]

If you’re upset by gun registration laws, then don’t have a gun. If you’re scared to report your own firearm, then don’t own it. If you truly care about the second amendment, read it. If it’s a racial issue to you, you’re racist. If you have any other opinion, you’re not educated

[david @DavidBlehn]

@Twitch in a hotel in Oregon. can't pull up anything related to https://t.co/5lzQXc33Ve. it wont give me a reason. is it the hotel, is it you, how tf do i watch video games? i pay streamers to watch them.? does anyone else have this problem? (i can get to pornhub, but not twitch)

[david @DavidBlehn]

just followed 40 suggested people from high school on insta and am now realizing that’s not a normal thing to do anymore

[david @DavidBlehn]

@hunterghobar they got the cleanest water around

[david @DavidBlehn]

get ready for my thoughts that don’t matter but i’m still gonna say shit anyways… love me some nice social media validation

[david @DavidBlehn]

i’m back baby 😏

[david @DavidBlehn]

Free Speech right?

[david @DavidBlehn]

The Matrix (1999)

[david @DavidBlehn]

id pay $50 for the ssx tricky coaster

[david @DavidBlehn]

this dude’s spiral is better than any reality tv show on tv rn. might just pay the $8 a month to witness a 48 yr old have a billion dollar temper tantrum

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day.

Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.

[david @DavidBlehn]

this makes me happy. i will continue painting my nails to make pastors furiously give sermons about how much it makes them uncomfortable

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

This pastor is very angry about a boy wearing fingernail polish: "I want to break his fingers."

[david @DavidBlehn]

i will never go to a festival again. especially in america cause we love our guns. but if you see someone on the ground, PICK THEM THE FUCK UP! if you fog to a festival, make sure you aren’t living in your own world. there are other people that exist

[david @DavidBlehn]

crazy i think i been there before? i think you know @JackMasssey @ryanbroerman

[juan @juanbuis]

oh my god amsterdam looks *incredibly* realistic in the new call of duty — almost can’t believe this is a video game

[david @DavidBlehn]

@hunterghobar it lasted one week and this bitch said nah it’s winter now

[david @DavidBlehn]

i don’t know why but i’m now a part of ohio suplex chiropractor twitter based on my likes

[david @DavidBlehn]

i miss my fiends so god damn much. i hate life im still stuck in march 2020 wtf is goin on

[david @DavidBlehn]

i swear to god if i get served another god damn caeser salad with god damn anchovies….

[david @DavidBlehn]

@hunterghobar @TrevorB_18 just improve the drift physics and i’ll buy the damn game and then some. there’s $5 steam games with better physics than nfs

[david @DavidBlehn]

where is MTV+ ?? i want ratchet bullshit on demand when i’m drinking and in a judgey mood

[david @DavidBlehn]

@wisbey3 bitch would eat my trash everyday because they’d be a good boy. if they got disposable thumbs they better last longer than 3 years

[david @DavidBlehn]

if i had money, first thing i’d do is get a raccoon as a pet. i don’t know why but those disposable thumbs get me every time