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In life, I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things !

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

@etrongtquattro @LaraCParizotto Wow, that’s not very nice.
Hope you don’t have a wife or children…

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@etrongtquattro @deaflibertarian Creepy

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I wonder if the 3 second rule will survive #coronavirus ?

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too, you great thundering walloper.

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

@lance_wilson40

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Merry Christmas 🎄 all! — at Kew Gardens https://t.co/dZE3v69fyV

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@theSHOK1 Lol, an idea for a new piece I think !

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

That scary moment when your dog wakes you up to tell you there is a massive fire outside! #london #londonfirebrigade — at Travelodge Hotel - London Kew Bridge https://t.co/UnYmHdE7ES

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

@guy_in_london @SamTheFoodFan @LondonFire Yes it was, no we don’t. We were sleeping at the time. Pretty scary though. Great job by @LondonFire one again 👏🏻!

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

Well done to the @LondonFire for getting #fire under control, in the #travellodge hotel #Brentford. This is the view from our balcony in the building next door! Stay safe everyone!

[London Fire Brigade @LondonFire]

We've taken seventeen 999 calls to the hotel blaze in #Brentford. Latest https://t.co/KK5v6zXYHt 📽️ @capireg

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

@MPSOrpington #poorchoiceofwords

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@MPSCrayValleyW @MPSOrpington @MPSCrayValleyE @MPSPettsWood @MPSChelsfield @MPSFarnCroft Were the rest of the plants female?

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

@BorisJohnson You've come back with a full price sofa from DFS.

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

Hi All, if any of you could help this fundraising initiative and help bring this dog home to a loving family, it would really be appreciated #charity #dog #rescuedog #thailand #uk #fundraiser https://t.co/rBJ0OT4FUy

[D.C @DavidCallachan]

@SamTheFoodFan Try bits n pieces

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https://t.co/ad9fa4Qi92 #bookingdotcom #holiday #discount

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at Strand-on-the-Green https://t.co/b8WSPtgdBO

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at Whitecross Street Arts Festival https://t.co/clpGaQDNqe