the Electric Monk

Holistic artist. Unpredictably creative. Proud aphantasia artist. Won’t shut up about doing standup (years ago) or my comic book (never making progress though)

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

My album is on Spotify!!! Distrokid said it would take longer. I am so excited!

https://t.co/CLnPWwSRWs

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@TulsiGabbard “My religion says I have to be hostile towards your religion. Don’t actively undermine my religion by trying to stop me. It’s my right to actively fight against your human rights as an expression of my religion!”

That’s how you sound right now.

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@24mobius42 @KatrinaGibson13 @elonmusk Any details to support your statement?

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@elonmusk “Look at how many people showed up to laugh at me while I make a fool of myself!”

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@jlpatrickriley @AnthonyLaFauci Go watch any interview with him and you won’t miss him.

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@geostylegeo All cannabis users? This question feels more like a set up to give a lecture than an actual question.

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

Best parody account so far! So glad comedy is back! Free speech for the win! What a well thought out and well executed plan!

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@TwitterSupport This is the best parody so far! So glad comedy is alive on Twitter again! Free speech for the win!

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@AnthonyLaFauci Gallagher was a piece of shit. A bitter, grumpy, joke stealing, no sense of humor, asshole. I loved him as a kid, then I watched some of his interviews and it’s pretty clear why he faded away. Nobody wanted to work with that asshole.

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@AnthonyLaFauci My chauffeur is in charge of distributing mustards and other fine sauces to any commoner that might ask. My saucier makes sure that the limo is always stocked with the essentials. Mustard, hollandaise, the secret sauce that only the rich know about, etc…

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

Snickerdoodles have the least informative name of all the cookies.

“Do you want a snickerdoodle?”

“No… I don’t like doodles.”

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@MauricioMuro13 You didn’t listen

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@MauricioMuro13 https://t.co/XP9Gbb8mIE

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@Cyow17 @BiteyToo @BeemoSauce @AmyLynnStL Do you know what sarcasm is?

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@TimJSherman @ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk No… people get it… it’s just a really really really dumb idea.

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@elonmusk “Tricking people is not ok.”

Isn’t that literally the reason you were court ordered to follow through with your purchase of Twitter?

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@elonmusk Tell that to your entire career.

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@AnthonyLaFauci I haven’t heard of that one. I really enjoy mixing in standalone on the MPC, but I don’t think it’s a super respectable process if you ask professionals. But if it sounds good, I don’t care. I am tempted to try more actual software, i just like buttons and nobs & no distractions

[the Electric Monk @DavidCentioli]

@AnthonyLaFauci Lol. I feel like I’m getting the hang of it on my MPC. But I have moments where all my confidence goes away. I watch a lot of random YouTube videos and I half absorb all of it.

What are you using to mix it?

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@AnthonyLaFauci What are you working on? Is it just the mixing and mastering you are struggling with or is it the arrangement?

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@AnthonyLaFauci It’d be funny to do a skit about the process of literally listening to the exact same song like 20 times without changing anything, meanwhile your confidence in the song is like a roller coaster.

Listen #1 “this could be better”
#6 “I love this!”
#8 “I hate everything! I suck!”