David Chalton

[FPL General @FPLGeneral]

I'm hosting a free-to-enter £250 FPL mini-league this season, sponsored by my friends @LazyFPL 🏆

To be eligible for the prize, all you need to do is:

- Retweet this tweet
- Make sure you're subscribed to LazyFPL (link below) #ad
- Join the league (link below)

[David Chalton @DavidChalton]

@NetflixUK @zoemully1999

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Not knowing if a missed call was for a job I applied for or a scam is the bane of my existence

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@Everton @CazooUK #CazooMatchdayChallenge

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The disrespect Hugo Lloris gets from pundits is a travesty

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Saw a group of 10 or so young lads going up to pay in Eddie Rockets with their masks off surrounding the poor girl at the register whilst laughing and talking amongst each other 🤢🤒

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@zoemully1999 Noted

[Everton @Everton]

👏 | A well-deserved clean sheet in game one for @JPickford1! ⛔️

[Neymar Jr @neymarjr]

Único arrependimento que tenho é por não ter dado na cara desse babaca

[David Chalton @DavidChalton]

Ewings ignored my emails about winning their fpl league last year

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Maybe don't take off your mask so you can lick your fingers to turn the newspaper on the train you cunt

[Forbes @Forbes__]

Share please thank you.

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@zoemully1999 How can you not believe cooking your meal starting at the temperature it was designed to be cooked at

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Ludicrous decision by Juventus

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Wonder will Ewings pay me the €100 for winning their fantasy league. Be awfully quiet about it since the premier league restart😂

[David Chalton @DavidChalton]

Danny Ings winning the golden boot would be something anyway