David Chisholm

Where the laughter never stops/starts.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@HHHendricks1 Aye, ok. Absolutely mustn’t question any of the games or goals we’ve conceded. It’s very normal to be 0-5 down to Falkirk after 48 minutes.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

There goes the rest of Vrancken’s credit in the bank for me. Injuries aside, this is a team that looks tactically inept and rudderless. Never seen a half like that.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@HHHendricks1 Ridiculous?! We had less players out when Celtic could’ve hit double figures against us a few weeks back. This has been a failure of game management with what our squad is looking like. We simply don’t have the players to keep trying to play the same way, it’s so naive.

[Vamos 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Stephen Robinson having small- talk with the lassie at the Asda checkouts whilst she’s scanning his shopping

[Mark Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @DonaldsonESPN]

A team that’s making the same defensive mistakes and conceding the same goals as they did in Graz in July - and on so many occasions since - but nothing has been learned in nearly four months.

Far more questions than answers tonight

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@MarkDickson1874 @craigcairns001 Not a clue at the moment, man. He's definitely handicapped by the injuries, but I've watched us concede the same mental chances (lose the ball in our own half and instantly the other team are in) since pre-season. I really hoped that would be coached out of us by now.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

We look more chaotic and disorganised off the ball than every other Scottish Prem team I've seen this season.

Injuries/errors aside, the chances we give up have been ridiculous from the very first game under Vrancken. We are so open and naive. Game management has to be better.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

The absolute brass neck to write this shite a joke after a 'Super Sunday™️' game between Sunderland and Leeds that would get football stopped.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

This weekend, Scottish football faced miserable conditions. Players struggled to move the ball or string a pass together. Then Storm Boelo hit

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

Hahahaha. Jesus Christ. Beyond Partridge.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

"We love each other, we are closer than Kash Patel's eyes."

[martin short 4ever @martinhayter_]

martin short relentlessly roasts conan o'brien (all-new material 😂)

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@ConnorHWd Going gung ho when we needed a result like in Vienna is admirable, but Celtic worked us out after about 10 minutes today and we just kept going with it. It was naive. He and the team HAVE to be more streetwise in bigger games, or there'll be plenty more days like this.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

A naive, embarrassing performance from everyone involved. Vrancken has built up a decent bit of credit in bank, but that 90 minutes pretty much obliterates it.

Cannot play like this against better teams away. Criminal stuff.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@ConnorHWd I think to have not learned obvious lessons from being so easy to play through is worrying. It’s naive when you don’t have the players to get away with it. I’m excited by this team as well, but today was unacceptable and he needs to be more streetwise against the better teams.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@Joshm1874 Aye, off the ball was absolutely woeful, I thought we were way past this.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

Some of the worst patter known to man (🤣wifi password🤣) by one of the weirdest men on the world wide web and he can't even do it properly.

[Canadian Celtic Bhoy @cancelticbhoy]

Rats and diet rats ... both losing to fuckin ( wifi passwords ) 🤝 🐀 squeak squeak

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@RossMcCaff Seems a total mismatch with the rest of the Terrace guys as well.

[Gentile @Gentile_Rivera]

@DavidChisbits @AroundTheFunnel If you cannae spell it
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Shite , shite , glorious shite 🎵🎵

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

@AroundTheFunnel @jamb0skickback @Amoruso1998 My face when I realised this was actually about to happen.

[David Chisholm @DavidChisbits]

One of the most cinematically pleasing bits of TV ever.

[Torraine Walker @TorraineWalker]

Forty-Two years ago tonight, the debut episode of "Miami Vice" aired on NBC and television changed forever.