Sir Humphrey Blunt

Brash 🐓 Rooster to feather duster

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Move over smelly!

[Isabella @KhanSaba1278]

What would you tell Trump if you were sitting beside him?

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

You stink!

[Mary 🕊️ @cutiieepie6]

Great Job!

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Wanking two giraffes at once!

[Isabella @KhanSaba1278]

Stopping Conflicts!

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

How's he going with Melania's box?

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hey c’mon guys, don’t be so hard on the octogenarian.

He may not be able to clasp a Medal of Honor around a veteran’s neck, but at least he can open a box…

…Jesus Christ, scratch that.

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Not bad but some of us don't fuck used goods!

[Mary 🕊️ @cutiieepie6]

Do you agree that Melania Trump is the Prettiest and most Classy First Lady we have ever had ??

Yes or No?

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Not only that! I heard him and Trump were actually bum buddies!

[Unmask The SYS @UnmaskTheSys]

🚨This story about Mike Pence just blew up and it's got the whole MAGA world calling him Judas Pence once and for all because the former VP was reportedly spotted at a Gay Pride march in Indiana over the weekend trying to stay incognito while hanging out with Pete Buttigieg and his husband. Insiders are saying his closet homosexuality is now the worst kept secret in the state, with wild rumors of a love triangle and even a DC male prostitute coming forward claiming a years-long affair that went down while Pence was still in the White House. The guy who used to call himself a Christian conservative and stood by Trump is now out there supporting the exact causes he once pretended to oppose, and after the way he stabbed the movement in the back on January 6th this feels like the final mask coming off. Patriots, do you believe the fly knew the truth about this guy all along or is this just the latest chapter in his total betrayal? Drop your thoughts below and share this far and wide before the media tries burying it.

Follow @UnmaskTheSys for more drops.

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

What? They don't put slappers and pros on the cover of Vogue? Surely not?

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Michelle Obama on the covers of Vogue.

She was everything a First Lady should be.

I stand with Michelle Obama!

Who is with me? ✋

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Dicks?

[Lexie🌹👉🏻🇺🇸 @its_Lexieroy]

Can you Name ONE thing Republican women have that Democrat women do not have ??

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Why? Does anyone care about the POS?

[Sarah ♥️ @SarahWorkx]

What happened to Barron Trump?

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

#Gina some one told me you were actually a man? How about a bit of solidarity, brother?

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Michelle Obama brands Trump a felon, slumlord, sexual predator, misogynist, and racist — all while relentlessly attacking Whites and calling MAGA “desperate.”

Sorry, but no one’s apologizing for pointing out she looks like a man. Cope harder. 😂

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Fucking idiot of a man!

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Now that I know calling Michelle Obama a man really bothers the radical left:

Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man

Pass it on!

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

It bothers all right thinking Americans not just the left you execrable POS!

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Now that I know calling Michelle Obama a man really bothers the radical left:

Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man
Michelle Obama is a man

Pass it on!

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Nope!

[𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt @WHLeavitt]

Michelle Obama is Michael Robinson — a transgender. Barack Obama is Barry Soetoro, a gay man.

Do you believe both Obamas are disgraces and traitors to America?

A. Yes
B. No

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Best you ask Iran first?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨Trump Stuns World: Iran Peace Deal SIGNED, The War is OVER!

-Strait Of Hormuz Is Open

-Naval Blockade Ended

-Iran Blocked From Ever Pursuing, Procuring or Obtaining a Nuclear Weapon

-Signing Will Be On June 19th

We WON

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Maybe Josh is queer? He should know what a man looks like. Fuckwit!

[TMZ @TMZ]

WATCH: UFC's Josh Hokit says “Michelle Obama is a man” in crazy Octagon interview 🗣️ https://t.co/NdIbMWlCJA

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

What a fucking meathead!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 LMAO! After winning his match on the White House lawn, UFC fighter Josh Hokit declares:

“MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!”

“Am I right America??!” 🤣💀

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Geez better avoid Target then you fucking idiot!

[Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr]

As a conservative Christian pastor, I know I'm an easy target for some. But I bet my critics never had to sit with a grieving parent whose son was turned gay by a Pride t-shirt display in a Target store. When do we get a Straight People month??!!🙏🇺🇸

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Saw that in a brothel somewhere!

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

Trump's Oval Office makeover. Thoughts?

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Oh just fuck off with that shit!

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

Raise your hand if you think PRESIDENT TRUMP deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

[Sir Humphrey Blunt @DavidCo51736596]

Just answer the questions shithead!

[Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr]

Never before has a sitting President been forced to sit there and defend his sincerely-held unfounded conspiracy theories by a member of the press. I hope NBC News and Kristen Welker are ashamed of themselves🙏🇺🇸