David Cochran

I hate my wife and my two ex wives. 3x AA admitted, 0x completed.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

A wise man once said, run the damn ball.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

How it feels having a conversation with two women.

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

Walked in and everyone knew my name🔥.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

I did the “looksmatch” thing and it just made my ex gf, so I will no longer be participating in such trends. #missyou

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

No thanks, I’d rather arrive safely. 👍

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

Just liked the girls story who I took on a date and had no real interest in me. She’s playing chess, I’m #fatandretarded

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

@QueefMurphy Probably one of the coolest things I’ve seen all year.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

@MichaelToro340 Old seasons too. Love to see it.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

I am very sorry! #ImSorryWomen

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

“Yeah Animal Control? This girl is going feral over me!”

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

“You’re gonna hate me” no, what I’m gonna do is blow my head off, there’s a difference.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

Taking a girl on a date as a legit 16 seed, I don’t see a world where we pull off the upset.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

Bad day to be an instagram story like button. #stillpatched

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

The world is ending and this is the first sign.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

I think someone spiked one of my 19 shiners last night.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

@racelmeed You must hate mediocre burners.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

@albertcockard2 Yall hear me out real quick.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

@MichaelToro340 “Where does Darth Maul?”

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

Back to the roots. #tappedin

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

4 more drinks and a #selfdox is on its way.

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

@nackattack47 Honored to be 250. #imafan