David Cohen

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I’m just Disney about it and telling you that I don’t have a Daisy preventing my State lol.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I pride myself for being a school teacher. That’s a real honor. Harvard grad to teach school children. I’ll take it!

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I’m in a group home because I want to be selfish among a plethora of other things that never conote mental illness.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I need to eat duck to bulk up because I’m mongol.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I successfully completed a nuke test and won my data from its source.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I watched Apocalyptica when it came out in theaters and it killed the planet for me to see that. You won’t feel anything.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I tried.
I’m afraid I have fallen into sithly ways and will never try to bring her back unremittingly.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

@fallonmelons2 Too bad you don’t show 😿

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I’m a federal commissioner linked with their star Naboo and maintain order as high judge of existence. I don’t do anything for a living other than I can’t be legally tried and work my ass off.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

Mars invaded our planet because people in strict council at the Vatican played Mars Attack and were on LSD with stripper from Notre Dame. You don’t do that with Mormon film. It enabled Mars to seize consciousness from people who are situationally more vulnerable is Kay.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

60 degrees to the right - 45 degrees square down the middle.
I’m an engineer.

[R.H. STUDY ZONE @RHSTUDYZONE]

y = ?

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

@realfallonluv Ohh baby… I see your coot there.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I’m getting pussy because it helps the city.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

Seamus returned is our God more than me. He is my master and is known as the skull crusher on his world. It’s his food on our planet to consign with Bast and Hathor on her moon. He plots to crush this home and summon our Death Star if I’m not able to drink today in 2 hours and 45

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I just found out that chimps you see in the movies are babies. How very sweet.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I don’t have an extremely low mojo anymore is the same thing as being at the hospital because I have ways to look at porn and save videos for later.
Mon cher Molly vieux en duis a la fein de mal.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

I can’t help being small but I never mean to be skin and bones. I’m very serious about getting a gym membership.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

Priesthood are not so vain as to be built only if they are a member of the mafia like I am. The church understood and forgave me.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

Theoretically should have given me my badge for joining a sweat lodge.

[David Cohen @DavidCohen78099]

Perry’s role as Mother Paige is to slander the cross because she either lost faith or had no faith to begin with. I’m very churchy. Perhaps not educated in how to handle a priest. She’s excommunicated now. I’m with the pope.