David Critchley

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@Assassins_UK Ps5

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@LeeAndersonMP_ So, The Fagash Furher gets £5m for security but can’t go to the result due to a threat? You know this is all going to unravel right? I’m here for it

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@MattJSmith @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @ReformDaily_ Imagine having to get up at 5am so you can persuade people to not vote for a bin. Absolutely pathetic state

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@raelbrav If he wins, the investigation in to his dodgy dealings continues, if he loses, he’s lost to a bin. Win win

[C. J. Tudor @cjtudor]

My new novel, Serenity Falls, publishes on Sept 10th - which also marks TEN years since I got my first publishing deal for The Chalk Man. To celebrate, I'm giving away signed, limited edition copies of ALL seven of my books to one lucky winner. Just like and RT to win! 😃

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@ZiaYusufUK You’re a poisonous little shit aren’t you

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@cheltdan @ICT_MrP My ex-wife is a teacher and she’d have 3 weeks off in summer and most of Christmas and would usually work most of the rest of the holidays.

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@cheltdan @ICT_MrP You do realise most teachers will work through a good chunk of the holiday right?

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@Jenny_1884 I live in the same region as you, and you’re talking bollocks

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@TiceRichard You’re not whinging again by any chance are you?

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@_WydAria Kraken. It’s a poor rum just with good marketing

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@RobertJenrick Hasn’t invited him because he isn’t an MP and you’re still a minority party.

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@TiceRichard Can’t stand scrutiny dicky?

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@1001TLtv Well that’s just naff

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@DanielJHannan Reform bang on about hating the establishment but complain about not being given peerages. Make it make sense

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@AllisonPearson I’d rather watch my own conception

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@RobertJenrick No credibility in this whatsoever. Share your sources

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@toryboypierce Oh I don’t know, maybe, just maybe, more facts came to light during the course of their investigation. But you know that

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@RobertJenrick Shameless, frog faced fuhrer makes it about him as usual. Scumbag