David Paxton

Sorry, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@SeeBrands @guywalters You’re doing valuable work

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@SBarnesRugby Which is why I wrote what I wrote, Stuart.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@SeeBrands @guywalters That’s what he just wrote.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@Hillofwad @MRJKilcoyne ‘Shoot to kill mentality’. Fucking hell.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

Madz is having fun again.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@muckledug @lecrin Feel free to talk of bedrocks of justice when he’s arbitrarily imprisoned. When people say ‘shit, that guy is a massive creep’, you can suggest that it hasn’t yet met your personal evidential standards, if you like.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@muckledug @lecrin You can. But when other, sensible people, hear multiple similar accusations over a long period from different people they can reasonably come to a conclusion and attach a likelihood and treat the person accordingly without pompous accusations about betraying justice.

[Neil @ofjmx]

Social media is toast.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@JeremyDuns Odd, just had to update because I'd filled one in 3 years. I didn't get 17.

[Adam Sellers @YisraelChaiAdam]

If you find Christmas cards offensive then you shouldn’t be in the country.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@SBarnesRugby He touched on more than money, including morality. The problem here is you think aligning with the strategy of Hamas and Hezbollah is moral, you think giving cover for the pro-terrorist factions within our society is, and also shifting the blame from where it really lies.

[Carl Cox @Carl_Cox]

I’m not quite sure I can put into words what today means to me.

Music has been my whole life. From those early days of falling in love with records and DJing, to travelling the world and sharing that love with so many people, I’ve never stopped being grateful that I get to do what I do.
To receive my OBE from Prince William at Windsor Castle today, recognising nearly 50 years of doing something I absolutely love, is beyond anything I could have imagined. ❤️‍🔥

I’ve been thinking a lot about my mum and dad today. I know just how proud they would have been, and I wish they could have been here to share this moment with me.

This honour means so much, not just to me personally, but because of where our music has come from and how far it has travelled. To see dance music recognised in this way is something I’m immensely proud of.

To my family, friends, everyone who has believed in me, supported me and danced with me over the years, thank you. You’ve all been part of this.

My heart is very full today. I’m proud, humbled and deeply honoured.

Thank you, Carl.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@JeremyDuns Reckon he knows some people

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@SrdjanMiletic1 @tomhfh Indeed. Ideally the government would publish tons more data. And collect more too. Wonder why they don't.

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Great data analysis here.

Per capita, people ‘born on 1st January’ are significantly more aggressive and sexually criminal than those born on 2nd January.

Why? Turns out for lots of illegal migrants - when the state can’t determine their precise birthday - the default becomes 01/01.

An interesting way to decipher migrant crime statistics even though the government refuses to publish migrant crime statistics.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@CrimeLdn

[Brutal Truth @sarkarstix]

This was the ball Usman Khawaja spoke about in his book where Australian 'team' tampered the ball to engineer reverse swing and effect SA collapse.

And moron Starc said he can't remember having any discussion related to ball tampering🤡😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I read to my kids I voice the evil or stupid characters in an Australian accent so they will subconsciously know which team to support in international cricket.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@muckledug @lecrin But presumption of I is a legal standard. It’s for the operation of justice. Not for a wider safe/moral life. Crimes have statutes of limitations for example. I’d treat OJ Simpson as a murderer after his mental fucking jury said otherwise. Happy to treat Walliams as a creep