David Ducovfefe

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Millennials: Capitalism is ruining the world!
Also Millennials:

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Sadly, this is not a sponsored post.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Imagine being this delusional. Like ok yeah, ALL OF THE THE QBS VOLUNTEERED TO SIT OUT FOR SOME CUCKOO CONSPIRACY

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

I WON THE ELECTION!!!

!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Republicans: COUNT EVERY VOTE!
Democrats: yeah. That's how democracy works.
Republicans: we told them off!

[ptah, spit on that thang, the el daoud @toriimacdaddy]

an electoral map if Biden wins every state containing area codes where Ludacris claimed to have hoes

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

He doesn't care about anyone but himself. When will people get that?!

[Jeff Zeleny @jeffzeleny]

President Trump took off in Air Force One 1 hr 20 minutes ago, but thousands of his supporters remain stranded on a dark road outside the rally. “We need at least 30 more buses,” an Omaha police officer just said, shaking his head at the chaotic cluster that is unfolding.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

That was his first glimpse of an org that has been around for YEARS. And he made a snap reaction despite having EVERY PIECE OF INFORMATION AT HIS FINGERTIPS.
I don't want the nuclear codes in this "low IQ" person's hand.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Donald Trump is a classic mean girl. Just saying random things to make people feel sad, and unable to deal when someone stands up to them.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Everyone except Trump supporters is better than this

[Jeff Flake @JeffFlake]

Fellow Republicans, this is what our President tweeted tonight.

We are better than this. We have to be better than this.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Stussy is BACK
Tie dye is BACK
Lakers are BACK

[NBA @NBA]

LBJ x AD x #PhantomCam

The @Lakers look to close out the #NBAFinals tonight at 7:30pm/et on ABC! #LakeShow

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Does Skip know he doesn't ALWAYS have to have a take? #LakeShow

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Rondo making HIS case for MVP.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Me checking Twitter: is he dead yet?

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Just WAIT until hydroxychloroquine finds out he's cheating

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Per @PressSec Trump now on Remdesivir

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Do you hear that? That's the sound of Donald Trump not tweeting for the first time in 4 years.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

I would hope we all would respond this way

[Jay-Von @Vonzilla]

Mans said, “I will kill your n*gger family” and bro let his hands do the responding.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Don't care Don't care Don't care

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Watch live: President Trump is speaking now alongside Judge Amy Coney Barrett. https://t.co/WSVl37r6e6

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

The best part about Redzone is I don't have to hear that Idina Menzel commercial anymore.

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Too cool to be woke

[David Ducovfefe @DavidDucovfefe]

Bubba Wallace.
I'd ask for a diff seat if I was next to Trump.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

Random question:
Who would you rather sit next to on a long flight, @BubbaWallace or @realDonaldTrump?