David W. Fenton

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#iPad: More iPhone or Newton? I vote for Newton (creates the category, lays the ground rules, fails in the market).

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@mikedewolfe there is no such thing as Access 2008

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I just heard a radio ad with the term "pro-active" in the script and misheard it as "faux-active." I think I'm going to start using that!

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@lksugarman isn't that sound spelled *snort* (the asterisks are obligatory -- without them, it's not the same sound).

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Netgear's WiFi adaptor software sucks 10X worse than built-in WinXP SP3. Why do OEMs package such crappy software w/their WiFi adaptors?

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re: @Pogue on win7 wiping drive when installing over XP: You can install on a new partition without wiping the old.

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Sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a stopped clock. Or something.

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@Pogue's Windows 7 review http://bit.ly/19snN5 is bloody wrong that you have to wipe an XP hard drive to install it.

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Why in the world would I want Twitter and Facebook status updates in my Bing or Google search results? http://tinyurl.com/yganyqb

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Has anyone else noticed that about the only time you get prompted to install a plugin is just to view a frigging ad?

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I'm getting views out my kitchen window of spectacular lightning right now. The rain seems to be subsiding now as it moves North.

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@mejeurc "...can only pull from the GAL when tables stored on LOCAL drive." Not generally true of #Access. You are doing something wrong.

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One of the worst things about Irritable Bowel Syndrome is the lack of anxiety-free farts.

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Les Paul's death keeps causing me to think "That should be 'les Pauls" -- weird given I lack French & don't even know if that's correct.

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Another incredibly gorgeous rising quarter moon...

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WTF is "blasphemy sex"? Googling hasn't turned up anything yet...

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Looking out my kitchen window, I see an incredibly amazing red 3/4 moon rising over Manhattan. Too bad it's too dark to photograph.

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Every time I see "FTW" I think it means "Fut the Whuck?"

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@vudochilde Zoho does not convert your #Access app, it just converts your data tables. And your metaphor is an insult to real Access users.

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Am I the first to think that Palin sounded like she was on speed or something in her press conference? If not, she sure wasn't comfy.