David Fischer

#GoChiefs #Arrowhead #Mycitymyteam #PatforPresident #elonkickdouglasofftwitter #Vandy #OurYear #CommodoreTour

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@DavisFi04204819 I’m your better looking cousin who doesn’t sell weed to his grandkids

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@DavisFi04204819 I’ve literally seen you take a Vegas bomb out of a Mae stripper’s belly button last weekend

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

It was a long year, but my Chiefs came out on top. Definitely needed that 12th player on that last drive but shows it pays to kiss some Goodell butt #SuperBowl #Chiefs

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@KySportsRadio what happened, Matt? I told everyone it’s our year! Stoops troops are poops

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

Play us at anytime, Matthew. I’ve said all year my Vandy Commodores have been 4-5 plays away from being undefeated and in playoff contention

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@Murph3232 @AOC You know what’s laughably dumb, Don? Replying to a tweet that was obviously a joke about an atrocious football team and taking the time to look up stats to reply back to me. Who really won here, buddy?

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@AOC $58 for a cheap sweatshirt?! $58 gets me two beers, a warm glizzy, and two seats for me and my old lady at a Vandy game #commodoreup #vandycandy #midterms

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@DavisFi04204819 I wanna tear you apart

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@DavisFi04204819 I will always be a handsome man. Your face is so ugly you wear that hippie hat everywhere you go

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

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[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@PopCulturistUS @SportsCenter @BeachGalloway Of course they do, Pop. Along with a better education, Vandy also doesn’t throw golf balls onto the field when they lose; and just two years ago, Tennessee lost 7 of them… #littlebrother #foreright

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

Play us at anytime, Matthew. I’ve said all year my Vandy Commodores have been 4-5 plays away from being undefeated and in playoff contention

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Kentucky and Vandy will be Noon in Lexington

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@Max__Duffy How on earth do you get/buy tickets to an UofL game and try to talk shit? You literally just spent your time and money to go to your favorite team’s rival to talk shit? Who’s winning this breakup, Max?

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

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[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@DavisFi04204819 You must be high with all your Denver fans trying to forget about yesterday’s loss because this list is so bad.
1) Almond Joy
2) York Patties
3) Raisinets
4) Runts
5) Red Vines

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@CraigPoulley @wreslin62 @briantylercohen Craig, let it rest man. Trumps been gone for 2 years. Anything going in the country is on Biden’s time now. I get a new notification from you everyday. Go have yourself a beer. Watch some football. I’ll be hanging with my wife smacking on her delicious homemade Mac n Cheese.

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@DavisFi04204819 @DanielF04204819 Davis, stfu. I know it was you who put the Whoopie cushion in my seat at Thanksgiving and the person who gave Douglas your log in for your “Old Gilf Porn.” You’re the reason he doesn’t have a leg anymore

[David Fischer @DavidFi04204819]

@DanielF04204819 @DavisFi04204819 It took you two hours to run 5 miles?! The watch thought you were walking you were going so slow. Even Douglas could run faster than that, and he lost a leg from over-masturbation