David W. Fitzgerald MD

Voted “Most Hated” Class of ‘95 • Original inventor of satellite radio • Part time surgeon • Truth, Justice & the American Way • I’m wrong 96% of the time

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@BarstoolNYC @MattPiperJenks I’m sorry, Matt. Spurs in 6 and Manhattan burns to the ground.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@RoscoSwole @tylermilliken_ Reggie Jefferson batted .319!!!!!!

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@tylermilliken_ Then you really have zero clue about Red Sox baseball. Literally none.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@TioALnyc @heatseeker775 No.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Matheliminated @jimsoxfan How does a lat strain turn into Tommy John? I guess we’ll find out shortly.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Matheliminated @td_nash @TerribleTerry83 That first Super Bowl was probably the greatest team effort in NFL history, but the Rams beat them if Bledsoe starts.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@UnderdogNBA @NYCMayor Spurs in 6.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Matheliminated @td_nash @TerribleTerry83 Drew Bledsoe NEVER wins Super 36 if Brady couldn’t go. ZERO is the correct answer.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@itsalwayscraig @awfulannouncing Spurs in 6.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@awfulannouncing He’s never been funny one fucking second in his entire life.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Matheliminated @SawxSouth Depends. You’re probably $1.50 short.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Faithful2Pray @ronsterd89 I would slap the shit out of my mother and never speak to her again.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@ronsterd89

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Matheliminated @VinnysCorner1 Jets won a title. Sacramento Kings has to be up there.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Patriots @PATRIOTSdotCOM @newbalance Holding and patting.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@ProFootballTalk Who is that bum throwing the ball to this season?

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@Matheliminated @bronco3016 The only correct answers

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@CBS6Albany @AnthonyCumia Call 718-BAG-5040 or 516-922-WINE if you can’t get through to the first line.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@2G1CRangers @professor_sysy @YahooSports @BLBlueShirts26 @PageSix His father was the only comic talent in that family.

[David W. Fitzgerald MD @DavidFitzMD]

@2G1CRangers @YahooSports @BLBlueShirts26 @PageSix He’s never been funny for a literal second in his entire life.