David Franklin

dad jokes - but he really means it.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

Due to the influx of Indian people in NZ, nz rail has developed disinbarkment platforms to speed up emptying the carriages on inner city routes.

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Indian Railways rejected my project 🥲

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@YoAdrienne1968 The shit I got for not having it is comparable to tbe shit I give. All you had to do was think for yourself. You didn’t. Now you suffer the consequences of your choices.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@Dame__Jane Good luck with that I’d say. We are a country of food sharers. It’s part of our social fabric. Turning up without Kai is not on in our neck of the woods.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@Shane58637790 Is there a difference between a police officer and a constabul?

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@MythoAotearoa Winston, real, not afraid to speak his mind. Not frightened to call out the ridiculous trans agenda. Can see through the lies. Frightens the woke green haired trans loving fools.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

https://t.co/5Gh9Em1P6x what does this mean?. Our roads won’t cope! More destruction of our infrastructure?

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@Dame__Jane Hardest part of cooking the vegetables is fitting the chair in tbe pot! Make room for me! 👹

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@chimerajaxs Flew itself to death.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

Stuff that! Did it once solo. Wrote it off. Every vertebrae went off like a gun.

[The Nalanda Index @Nalanda_index]

Pilot forget to attach tourist to hand glider. See what's happened

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

Hahahaha this aged well

[Warnock's @WarnocksNZ]

Women can't drive boats.🧓⚓️🇼🇸
What about all the times Paul Henry was right!🤭
Why don't the media ask about those times?🤔😂

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@MythoAotearoa Ssdd

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@chrisluxonmp Curry bum sucking traitor.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@prestonchris86 Sorry to busy fishing and riding and having sex during the week. I like to shop slowly on tbe weekends just to see how the other half-live. Hope this infuriates you.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@Infideliter2022 Hybrid flu?

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

Apple Melba in!
No peaches
Late night munchies.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

Hide your chooks (preppers ), chicken priest hole built into run.
Stock up on eggs before prices HAWK up.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@Dame__Jane Elon!

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

From the chronicles of this is why people hate me, I present;
“Smirk-quiver”
The silent assassin of the conversation
I am flawed.

Tourette’s

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@CannaCollectz Looks nice. Not the greatest yield but could be its genetics.

[David Franklin @DavidFr51975598]

@Shane58637790 Plus the fact it’s the corporate big stores that are responsible for the town centres dying and all the bullshit we e been experiencing over the last decade or two is directly due to these corporate entities like blackrock etc. people supporting the very machine of their demise.