David G. Kern

Lawyer, husband, father of three, conservative Republican, soccer dad

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@FlashReport Same county local US mail is almost always delivered the next day. 2 days at most. So other than a very small number, they shouldn’t be getting any new ballots in the mail at this point at all.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@McJuggerNuggets We had a baby who we were told would have Down Syndrome. And guess what? When he was born…didn’t have Down Syndrome.
One of the top Children’s Hospitals in the U.S. got the diagnosis wrong. We later learned that apparently happens a lot.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

Yes. Yes they did.

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Did they really make grade school kids climb 30’ ropes off a tile floor in street clothes?

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Did they really make grade school kids climb 30’ ropes off a tile floor in street clothes?

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@DouthatNYT There are a lot of people with disabled daughters who do not get private audiences with the pope. Seriously

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

This is probably the dumbest theological conversation I have ever heard. You don’t ride into town on a donkey to get crucified while people waive palms at you if you don’t think you’re the Messiah. You maybe make a more low key entrance to your criminal trial.

[Media Research Center @theMRC]

Joy Behar claims Jesus never said he was the messiah, gets corrected, then says it's "narcissistic" for Jesus to call himself that.

Never has there been a more blasphemous moment on The View.

[Media Research Center @theMRC]

Joy Behar claims Jesus never said he was the messiah, gets corrected, then says it's "narcissistic" for Jesus to call himself that.

Never has there been a more blasphemous moment on The View.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@gerardtbaker Kind of forgetting the embrace of the Nazis during WW2 here and the decades of sex abuse of children.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@megbasham Nope you’re not wrong!

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@godlywomanhood I don’t know what world you live on, but as a parent of teenagers who are doing things like proms, absolutely none of this happens, except for the dress hair and make up.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@godlywomanhood Everything over the age of 35 is considered an at risk pregnancy so if you want a couple of kids, you need to start in your mid to late 20s.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@megbasham @instapundit Yes! Correct. And the pope is too dumb to realize Trump could release “the Catholic files” and they would have to spend decades as a denomination cleaning that up.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@JenniferSey I had no idea Bruce Jenner was on Charlie’s Angels

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@CBHeresy @kangminlee Well yeah because she is not part of the trinity and the idea you can speak to god through some dead people is a absolutely completely assine.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@SpencerKlavan But the funny thing is which one of the three are you talking about.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 This is actually the best thing I have ever seen. I have watched it several times and crack up even more each time,

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@ComfortablySmug The walls? Where do you live? We are very very hyper about cleanliness and in Ohio, I have never heard of anyone cleaning their walls.
Dust the baseboards.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@Pubcast3 @TreyWallace Um he wins almost every case

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@AAGDhillon Damn Harmeet, how much do I love you? Let me count the ways.

[David G. Kern @DavidGKern]

@BarbMcQuade But Barb, the list of legal/constitutional matters you have been wrong over the past several years about is sky high.