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A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by Hamas in Gaza. The leader of the terrorists said he'd grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, "I’d like one last hamburger with fries.”
The leader nodded and said it would be done.
The BBC Reporter said, "I want to describe the scene here and what’s about to happen so my government knows I did the job until the end.”
The leader nodded and said it would be done.
Then he turned to the Israeli commando and said, “And what is your final wish?”
“Kick me in the butt,” said the soldier.
“Do not mock me, Jew.”
“I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt.”
So the terrorist leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the behind. The soldier went sprawling but rolled to his knees, pulled a pistol they hadn't found, and shot the leader dead. Then he grabbed a rifle from another terrorist and suddenly they were all dead or fleeing.
"You could've done that all along?" asked the Brit.
"Yeah, why did you want to be kicked in the butt?" asked the American.
“If I hadn't," replied the Israeli, “You two would have reported that I was the aggressor."
Me fascina como la conquista de la Galia por César, la conquista de gran parte de Asia por Gengis Khan, la conquista de Inglaterra por los normandos o los anglos, o la musulmana del norte de África son epopeyas.
Pero la conquista de México un genocidio execrable. Me alucina.
On May 7, 2026, it was an honor to welcome U.S. Army Captain (Ret.) Leslie Nicole Smith to her brand new specially adapted smart home built by the Gary Sinise Foundation.
I have known Leslie for over 20 years and watched her face incredible challenges during, and since her military service, including the loss of her leg due to a blood infection contracted while serving in Bosnia 2001-2002, and also much of her eyesight. She is legally blind. Yet she continues to live with remarkable strength, positivity, and a deep commitment to helping other veterans and their families.
She is an inspiration to so many of us, and I’m grateful we could provide a home that will support her for years to come. Welcome home, Leslie.
❌ A los médicos del SNS: incompatibilidades y exclusividad.
A Mónica García:
•Ministerio
•Candidatura política en Madrid •Nuevo cargo en el Consejo Ejecutivo de la OMS.
Curiosa forma de entender los privilegios.
Esto quiere decir que ¿un fijo discontinuo que trabaje un año, cotiza por año y medio y un médico que con las guardias trabaja una jornada de año y medio cotiza por un año? 😡😡😡
Me alegro por los hijos discontinuos, pero es injusto para los médicos https://t.co/Vwg6xtOLwG
🔴 El periodista @vitoquiles intenta hacerle unas preguntas a la mujer de Pedro Sánchez, cuando es agredido física y verbalmente por unas mujeres que la acompañaban: el momento de “¡pero que paréis charos!” es ÉPICO y para VERLO EN BUCLE
SÓLO RETUITEA
🚨🚨QUEDAN JUECES EN BERLIN (MADRID)
Importantísima declaración institucional de los Jueces de la Sección de Instrucción del Tribunal de la Instancia de Madrid , sobre los ataques del
Ministro Bolaños al Juez Peinado.
No dejen de leerla y, por favor, les pido retuit👇👇👇👇
🚨❤️🇪🇸En este día, las fuerzas cristianas derrotaron al ejército musulmán otomano a las puertas de Viena en 1683, salvando así a Europa de las garras del islam. «Vinimos, vimos, Dios venció» - Juan III Sobieski