Moondog, The Bearded Villian

[Moondog, The Bearded Villian @DavidGumaer]

Today's forecast... sunrise, sunset and some fuck shit in between.

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

I always rev up my weed wacker like I’m Leatherface in Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Congrats to the Knicks! Champions!

[𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan]

If you make girls laugh hard enough they piss themselves. Or if you scare them, or make them do any type of physical activity. Girls love pissing.

[𝗚⃪𝗿⃪𝘂⃪𝗺⃪𝗽⃪𝘆⃪ 𝗚⃪𝗻⃪𝗼⃪𝗺⃪𝗲⃪ @Gnome4308]

GM

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

The bread is stale and the circus is boring

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

The answer is yes, I’m always this handsome

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

I tell you folks, it’s harder than it looks

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

Might start wearing a sweater tied around my neck

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

I love a woman who carries her weight from the waist down

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

Yeah babe, it’s a mattress without a frame. Don’t fall in love with the glitz

[Moondog, The Bearded Villian @DavidGumaer]

@chequeredpast Thank you my friend, I appreciate that. Keep on keeping on 💯

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

I give each chick an autographed tweet at the end of each date to commemorate the great time she had

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

I used to brag about my neighbourhood being bad like it’s some sort of accomplishment

[🇺🇸MADE IN USA🇺🇸 @outofoptions69]

Hey girl, what if instead of filling the tank and going for a ride, you ride me and I'll fill you up

Me, flirting 😏

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

Sometimes I feel I turn women on too much and I need to tone it down

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

I do it for the culture

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Older guy in the gym just told me.. “If you don’t keep moving you collect Dust…” I’ve got to agree.. I always pay attention when people older than me speak. I’m Trying to get to where they Are! 💎

[geeky_goddess @creja34]

Maybe you're happy with her cus maybe she's a whore.

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

Return of the Mack plays when I log on