David Hume Tower

Shoogly erection in Edinburgh.
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Never trust a crown green bowler under 30.

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Selling Scotland by the poond.

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@GeorgeFoulkes @gorbalsgoebbels @scotgov Ha ha ha. To think he could still be showboating at Westminster instead of being to up to his knees in Ayrshire mud.

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@MalcolmBrown53 @StephenFlynnSNP @theSNP Out of his depth in a puddle. Literally in this case.

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@larabirdsnp @ProgIntl You should thank Israel. You wouldn't last 5 minutes amongst the terrorist savages you support. Now resign your seat and let someone committed to your constituency get your wage.

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

The splendid new definition of ‘free’ meaning ‘not free’.

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@ScottishSun I assume they were there on their own time? If I buggered off somewhere abroad when I was meant to be at work I'd be sacked. I'd be doing wine and pork products in Madrid rather than a shitehole full of paedo terrorists.

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@black_labs_rule @BrianSpanner1 I'm thinking she lapsed into comedy Yiddish.

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@rooba63 @Zwingli1529 @ScottishSun Nah. Let her into Gaza and see what welcome the terrorists she supports give her.

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@staylorish I'd like to see the numbers. Is it essential to council funds? How much money is lost by locals staying away? Are there classier, less intrusive alternatives?

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@staylorish Is it? The original German market in the late 90s early 00s were class. It's now an overcrowded tat fest that makes Princes Street a no go zone for a lot of residents.

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@fergmiester2012 Aww. You found out Britain isn't full of racist pricks who dote on grifting petty criminals?

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@fergmiester2012 Maybe they should stop breaking the law. Just be thankful being a prick isn't illegal yet or you'd be doing life.

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@heraldscotland It was awful. Very little new content and what new content was produced was shown in the usual regional slots on BBC1 and BBC2 an on iPlayer. There was SNP bullying to set it up. Direct influence would make it a publicly funded propaganda channel.

[Brian Spurrell @BrianSpanner1]

Ok.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This is what happens when someone unblocks a road drain. The flood water disappears. It’s a shame that so many local councils can’t be arsed to do this. UK councils have received over 1 million reports of blocked drains since 2013

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@STVNews Bouncy

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@EdiDisgraces @DeidreBrock Apparently so. And still limiting replies like she used to with her constituents.

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@BBCScotlandNews Good old Scottish name...

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@DocIainDarcy @xaliceannax @jdwtweetsuk He's a right wing prick.
You're a right prick.
Let's hope you both fuck off.

There's a song in that...

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@xaliceannax @jdwtweetsuk It's not true.

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@BrianSpanner1 Nice that they still pretend it's about pedestrians too even though the routes will be a death trap of Deliveroo riders on modified e-bikes by the first evening. Still West End progressives can get their falafel from the Palestinian cafe before they get dry. Well, drier.