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Typewriter fanatic. In favour of an independent Scotland , compulsory cricket, and the continued success of Albion Rovers FC. Extremist, obviously.

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@ScotNational What, opposing bigotry is a weakness? FFS.

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@ScotNational Ferries!!! Is this the Daily Mail I see before me? FFS.

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@heraldscotland Colonial lapdog in full flow. Do his pals at Parkhead know he is a British Unionist?

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@kmckenna63 @heraldscotland Perhaps the Daily Mail might want you to write a column for them. Celtic FC's unionist in chief.

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@kmckenna63 @heraldscotland What utter rubbish is the Parkhead unionist spewing out now? FFS.

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@ScotNational Pished idiot. Stop giving this entitled tosser publicity.

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@ScotNational FFS. Enough of this garbage.

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@ScotNational And?

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@ScotNational Oh my; is he sending in the troops? What a tosser.

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@ScotNational And?

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@ScotNational Yes, excellent, engage with your northern colony!!! #Scotlandinanschluss

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@heraldscotland FFS. More garbage. Look everyone, Scotland is really and uniquely shite!!!

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@heraldscotland Really? Good grief. [Have you told your Celtic pals you are a unionist yet byraway?]

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@ScotNational Aye right, very good.

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@ScotNational He means 'England' for 'The Nation'. Sod all to do with us.

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@ScotNational He is not the 'Health secretary' FFS. English health secretary. Please refrain from this colonial rubbish.

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@ScotNational He is also only the English health minister. Absolutely sod all to do with Scotland. However, as a right-wing colonial, he decides our future, FFS. #Scotlandinanschluss

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@ScotNational He is the English Health minister, not 'the health minister'.

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@ScotNational Colonial status confirmed every six months it would seem. #Scotlandinanschluss

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@TheScotsman That letter has got to be a 'joke' surely. Quite funny mind you...