David Howell

Man based in the north west.

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@DreyfusJames Stuffed teddy bears are real teddy bears.

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@SamesVegasss @timony001 @1NJConservative I'll help push the others back.

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@DreyfusJames I pray that @jk_rowling doesn't hear this. She'd be mortified. 🤣

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@DreyfusJames @Keir_Starmer @RichardFairbra9 🤣🤣🤣

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@KTHopkins @EvaVlaar I'm fully prepared to marry her if that helps!

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@ToonDazza @DavidLammy @JDVance @WhiteHouse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ToonDazza @GMB And can everyone stop referring to him as sir! He's a cunt and should be referred to as such.

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@judge148 Mate!!!!!! Long time no see!!!!!

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@Evetssteve4 That's putting it mildly mate.

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@TheGriftReport Isn't that the bloke from Abba?

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@HaydenHewitt I fucking hate sprouts. They're proper cunts.

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@M_H_Tweets @RupertLowe10 Alas, neither of our testicles were needed 😕

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@HaydenHewitt @jerrod_lew 🤣🤣🤣

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@HaydenHewitt @jerrod_lew What is an actor without a fluffer?

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@demster70 Or even in the country.

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@HaydenHewitt Young Frankenstein was the best.

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@DreyfusJames I reckon I could take him! 😕

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@HaydenHewitt We need to combine Liverpool and Manchester and call it Livchester, however I used to get called a "Mickey Mouser" by the mancs when I first moved to Manchester so I want reparations!!!

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@karenhenthorna1 🤣🤣🤣

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@Simon_Naylor You've never lived if you haven't nearly died. Here's to the next near death "legal" experience xxx