David J

I don’t believe in mermaids

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@FreedomAus80100 Dunno how Jabba the Farucki gets to work on time after sewing table cloths into wearable clothes every morning. These whacky pakis are incredibly resourceful. I heard she can break down a seized posty bike engine and fix it with nothing more than spit and a pedestal fan

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@notsoErudite But 1 letter in that alphabet soup pertains the headline, and their surgeries are elective. None of their vital organs will stop working if the surgeries don’t take place or hormones and blockers aren’t consumed. It’d be exponentially more advantageous to aid therapy instead

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@FreedomAus80100 Well, here’s 100kg of follower to start building back better.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@RadioGenoa Is anyone gonna tell them? Who’s gonna tell them? Someone’s gotta tell them.

Fuckit… lettem find out for themselves

[Khan Fatima @Khan_Fatimaa1]

🚨 BREAKING: 🇬🇧 British police have reached a new low — this is an absolute disgrace.

30 officers were sent to arrest a mannequin, because it hurt Muslim feelings.

The police have completely lost the plot.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@Khan_Fatimaa1 Ello ello ello, wots all this then? Caw blimey, it’s a farkin mannequin.

Oi, Look out Roger, I fink might be a bloody racist.

Bugger me Gerald, I fink your onnit mate, call the station.. send everyone!
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[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@Coldhardface Not exactly the term I’d use for it.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

Ah yes, what an attractive religion. How fervent their love and compassion must be.

Ok so.. for women it’s absolute hell, but they probably deserve it, right?… look at those cool threads though!

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

Is Islam compatible with the Western world?

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@Schtang Don’t blame the kids. If I saw an opportunity to skip out.. I would have too🤣 I guarantee at least 50% of those kids are only there because it’s not school and couldn’t give two shits about the politics. As it fkn should be. The other half have been groomed
🖕🏻🤣🖕🏻 V1N

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@martinez_clips This girl is switched on!. You tried hard to get a reaction, and she didn’t bite so much as a leg off that gummy bear. She’s a bright one, I bet she kills it at school! Well done to her.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@FarazPervaiz3 Well? Do the thing then…

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@Gaynotqueer1 Hollywood is dead. They’re all repulsive people anyways. I took my kids to see the live action Moana the other day and of the 6 movies playing, every single one was either a sequel or remake. Not one original idea. Nothing worth watching. Go learn something instead.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@KobieThatcher Sorry kids… she’s on a one way ticket to the big seat. V1N.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@WomensForumAust @AFL There’s only supposed to be one ball on the field in Women’s AFL. I hope the superfluous two between its legs get kicked from goal post to goal post. Go make your own league you incompetent pretenders, leave women alone.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@_Patriot1776Q_ Filthy mutts.

DYK…. Jewish Rabbis bite off the foreskins of baby boys and suck the blood from the injury. It’s called metzitzah b'peh, and many of those poor baby boys contract STD’s.

How good is religion! 🤢 🤮

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@FightForAust Who let her in anyways? We have to put up with Jubbawubba the hut while somewhere in the world there’s a call centre with an empty seat. Our parliament is a joke. Luckily, the greens are going nowhere fast.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@IfindRetards 🙏 Lord… I know it’s only been 5 minutes since I last asked, but if you’re not busy…

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@JebraFaushay Lord… I know I’m an atheist, but.. if you’re up there, please….

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@lfghiro Looks a lot like resisting. Sometimes saying please doesn’t work.

[David J @DavidJ50868634]

@its_The_Dr Wait… wait a damn minute… isn’t pattern recognition racist AF tho? I mean… when some people (whites) use statistics and pattern recognition to prove a point, we get called racist. Splain yo self.